Elastic: I just got back from the manic mayhem that is leotard.
Me: Er, leotard?
Elastic: LOL, that should read K r o g e r s.
Me: LOL
Elastic: Quick, write k Rogers in and see how it autocorrects.
Me: (Thinking, "K Rogers"? What's that? Then it dawns on me she wants me to type in "Krogers" - the grocery store)
Elastic: Yes, the leotard is so very busy on Christmas Eve.
Me: Heifers
Me: Heifers
Elastic: Who you callin Heifer?
Me: It won't let me write k rogers
*a few minutes later, talking about dinner*
Me: Are you hosting?
Elastic: No, we're gyrating.
Me: I want pictures! (totally talking about something else)
Elastic: It changed g uesting into gyrating.
Elastic: Whatever IPhone.
Elastic: We're not hosting, we're g ousting.
Elastic: I hate this thing!
Me: (Laughing until I'm crying)
Elastic: We're busy in our leotards gyrating for Christmas, and you?
Elastic: Do nudists make dressing for holidays?
Me: I'm laughing so hard
Elastic: I'm laughing too and gyrating and kegeling all at the same time.
*a few minutes later*
Elastic: I have to go and slave away in the kitchen and gyrate. Bye!*
I'd submit it, but I think it has to be on one screen. Ours filled 10, so you'll just have to read it here.
*This conversation has been condensed for your viewing pleasure. Or for your lack of patience. Whichever fits.
6 comments:
Wow...my life would be much more interesting if only I texted!
Heifers...K Rogers...gyrating. I'm crying!!! I need your cell # so we can text. Except I use a BlackBerry, so I don't have auto correct (it offers it to me, but I can reject or accept it). So the funniness may be one-sided. DM me on facebook, and I'll do the same.
BTW: Word Verification is Prozaki. Is that the verb you use to describe something that is only happy because it's drugged? (signed, a former Prozac user)
Thanks for the laugh.
Stupid auto correct!
But soo funny at the same time :D
BTW, I love all Carrot-Elastic Stories!!
WV: blechee
You will always be my texting Nestor!
(For those who try to type the word "bestie" into an iPhone it gets magically transformed into "Nestor")
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