Saturday, April 06, 2013

Freestylin'

Do you ever start out looking for curtains on Etsy, then find yourself looking up lyrics to rap songs about 10  minutes later, and think to yourself,
"Wait. How did I go from curtains to 50 cent?"
Dude. If there were 50 cent curtains I'd be all over them.
Maybe at the "Thriftshop".
But I "only got 20 dollars in my pocket..."
Clean up yer lyrics, rappers.
I need a good beat.
Or "a dollar...
a dollar,
a dollar is what I need
Hey hey."

Welcome to my post-partum brain.
Welcome brain, to post-partum.
We need nametags.















Maybe a meet and greet.
With rap music.
50 cent rap music.
Wrap ourselves in the curtains.




I should go to bed now.