Do you ever start out looking for curtains on Etsy, then find yourself looking up lyrics to rap songs about 10 minutes later, and think to yourself,
"Wait. How did I go from curtains to 50 cent?"
Dude. If there were 50 cent curtains I'd be all over them.
Maybe at the "Thriftshop".
But I "only got 20 dollars in my pocket..."
Clean up yer lyrics, rappers.
I need a good beat.
Or "a dollar...
a dollar,
a dollar is what I need
Hey hey."
Welcome to my post-partum brain.
Welcome brain, to post-partum.
We need nametags.
Maybe a meet and greet.
With rap music.
50 cent rap music.
Wrap ourselves in the curtains.
I should go to bed now.