That was me that walked into the hardware store and asked,
"Where can I find "s" hooks?"
Hardware store employee answers,
"An escort?"
*Cut to me replying sarcastically in my head*
"Oh yeah, an escort. I tried to find one on Craiglist but didn't have any luck, so I thought maybe I'd try the hardware store!"
*Cut to me thinking that maybe he had in mind another type of escort, and thinking of another reply*
"Oh yes! I insist on having an escort around the store every time I visit! May I take your arm? Let's peruse the plumbing section first, then stroll over to lumber and inhale..."
*Cut back to what really came out of my mouth*
"An escort? Really?"
My brain is much faster than my mouth.
Maybe one day it will catch up.
But for now, we'll just have to settle on writing about it a couple days later.
5 comments:
Thank you.
I'll be here all night.
No, really.
Hot crowd, hot crowd. Loved this.
Now, that's image heavy.
I guess hardware stores just aren't the pure places they used to be.
That's what you get for trying to score S hookers at Home Depot.
Sam, Sean, Seth, and Slappy all work at Loews.
Home Depot only hires U hookers.
Ulysses and Uriah are thrilled with the job security.
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