Otherwise as you plop down your pad, and pull out your chair while you sit yourself down, you'll see that you've grabbed the pad your sister got for you that reads...
and you'll be horrified thinking that the mild mannered Primary President, and the super clean Executive Secretary have glanced at what you've just pulled out.
And don't try to flip it over either, because that will confirm what they've always suspected...
that you are crazy.
I'm just sayin'.
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That cracks me up. I hope I didn't buy that one. I hope it was a different sister! ROFL
I just realixed the significance of being the first comment. Will you text me everytime you post???
I didn't relax, I realized... anywhooo
Yes, I will. Especially if you're the one it's about. ;)
Not to say I am uptight, but erm....I will stop now but what am I to do, cool phone, hour wait in drs office, I am really realizing lots, just not relaxing....time to put the phone away celinda....just try to relax.
Just think, every time you glance at the computer and you think "well carrot, this post is a HIT...so many comments....I am poopular!!!" Then you think "stupid calamity who buys naughty folders for me won't leave me alone. Somebody else puleeze post"
My advice - relax
I know, right?
Will you always comment at least 5 times every post, just to start things off right?
And stop spelling "please" that way.
Puleeze?
Everyone admires me in ward council in my laura ashley garb, my mormon tab choir notebook and my donny and marie lunchbox from which I feed the entire council whole wheat cookies and fresh milk. I even take notes with a beehive pencil and pass ctr mints around.
It had to be the other sister...she refuses to wear the hand croched lace dicky I made her...
I didn't even know you had a tatoo... shocking..let's talk about that shall we¿
Show off. You've got upside down question marks.
I hope no one took second helpings of your cookies.
They probably would have gotten their hand slapped.
I'm pretty sure it was you.
Those Laura Ashley dresses of yours only cover up what you're hiding underneath.
It's still there, even if you covered it with chintz and lace.
Sisterhood is a beautiful thing!
Somebody needs to make ward council a little more interesting.
DOH!
Nice.
After reading the comments I'm thinking how much I would like to crash one of your family get-togethers. When's the next one?
How about a post with more conversation between you and your sister ; )
At least you'd keep the HP Group Leader awake.
Ok I will come clean, I tatted "more holiness give me" above my heart. I was young, and wanted to center my life.
Now for you...I warned you that getting "Golum is my homeboy" on your ankle would be above the head of anyone who isn't into the lord of the rings trilogy like you are. I told you going to the kansas tolken convention would come to no good end.
And now you have to wear those sad bobby socks with your church shoes every Sunday.
I just don't understand why you refuse to wear the crocheted beaded socks I made you during last general conference?
Great! I wouldn't have been embarrassed. So, what does that say about me, huh??? hmmmmm.
Oh I'm not talking about THAT one. I'm talking about the one on your backside. The one that kind of looks like a heart if you look at it sideways and squeeze tight?
Yeah, THAT one.
I hope mom doesn't read this.
And it's "GOD is my homeboy". They just made it all scroll-ey so it looks like "Gollum".
And as for the socks, it's not to cover my tattoo, it's because my feet sweat, and the beaded socks you made me chaff my legs when I run because I refuse to "fold down". I'm a non-conformist.
That isn't a tattoo, that's a dimple/birth defect and I am self consious..my only consolation is that it is a heart and a sign that shows my true inner loving self
I would like to not thank you for outing that one...*sniff*
hahahaha. that is awesome, carrot. shake things up in ward council..it's just what they need!
look at it sideways and squeeze tight? HA!
At least you didn't pull your notebook and a bra out same time. I hate it when I do that.
I've been laughing for about 5 minutes at the mental image you just gave me.
As the soon to be EQP, I need to find a way to get myself released, so thanks for the idea.
My ward council won't know what hit it.
1. Did you make sure everyone had paper to write on? Cuz a notebook like that is BEGGING to be shared!
2. Sign me up for the next family get together too! Or maybe we should all get together for lunch.
3. Was the milk from your cow at home Calamity? ;)
4. Carrot uses things that are crocheted...it must be the beads.
Whole wheat cookies?! I don't eat cookies to be healthy. I want sugar and white flour!
Carrot you and your sis are a riot. Who knew that this great stuff was genetic?
My notebook says, "I'm not listening, you keep talking. How weird is that?" That Happy Bunny stuff is funny.
WV= inklism well that goes well with the tattoo convo/theme doesn't it?
oh my goodness girls! I have laughed so hard I coughed, and since I've born children and have a cough anyway, I pee myself when I cough/laugh. So I thank you for that one!
Seriously, I want a notepad like that one. I'd love to pull that out at the next enrichment board mtg and shock all those mollies! :)
I think we are all in agreement here...where can we ALL get one of those notepads?
At least she shared the cookies in the first place. I used to bring myself lunch and eat in front of everyone. Guess that's what you get when you keep a pregnant lady after church and expect her to sit in a stuffy hot room for WAY too long. They probably wouldn't have been surprised if I had one of those notepads, but would have wondered why in the world they had me working with their kids.
I would have died laughing if I was sitting next to you at that meeting. Do you really have a tattoo? Is that a dumb question? :D
LOL! Maybe you'll be released from your callings...oh wait, they'd probably just give you more so you'd have less time to get more tattoos.
My lips are sealed.
Ward council needs some spice! That is hilarious!
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