Wednesday, January 16, 2019

And there were Nutcrackers abiding in the field...














Keeping watch over their yard by night.
And lo, Frosty the snowman came down among them, and the candy canes shone round about them, and they were sore afraid...
Which is totally understandable.
I'd be sore afraid too if a snowman came down with huge glowing candy canes and wanted to talk.
Even if he said, "Fear not, I bring you big candy canes of great joy!"



"You posted that in February"
Yes, well isn't more appropriate to post it in December?

All I want for Christmas is to be appropriate.
It's all anybody wants really.
Most people, that is.

6 comments:

Kate said...

Somehow I doubt I will ever be truely appropriate.

Kristi said...

Are you allowed to post the word Christmas on a blog? Rocking the boat...

Jill said...

I have a secret wish to always be the one person in the room to say the most inappropriate thing and heads will turn followed by a moment of silence.

I get my wish a lot, actually.

Unknown said...

You madame are a creative genius!

Tarnation said...

More, more more!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Frosty and the Nutcrackers are co-owners of a security company that specializes in protecting holy families.

Threaten the holy family and Frosty will ice you and the nutcrackers will crack your......well, you know......