Sheesh. My memory is fading already. I forgot about going to eat outside at the Dairy Queen, then it started raining, so we moved inside. We sat down to eat, and the power went out.
Just in case you wanted to know what happened after I got my chili dog.
Okay.
Where were we?
Oh yes, we got up at 6 a.m.
On vacation.
Well, we lounged around for a while, then we wandered over to eat breakfast.
Free continental breakfast.
Belgian waffles with strawberries and whipped cream.
Eggs, sausage, and English muffins.
Yogurt, muffins, and fruit.
Cereal, toast, and juice.
*burp*
No, I didn't eat all that.
Well, not while everyone was watching.
Just kidding.
*sigh*
Are we sick of this yet?
After breakfast, we went back to the room where we saw Suzanne dressed, and ready to go. She thought we were all asleep, so she patiently waited for us to sleep in. Little did she realize that Elastic, Carrie, SoDak and I were pigging out already.
Sorry Suzanne.
I decided to take a shower whilst Elastic...Elastic...hmmm, I don't know what she did every minute of the day, alright?
Sheesh.
After I was ready, I flopped myself down on the bed to talk to her while she got dressed. As we were talking, I felt a funny sensation.
"Hmmm" I thought to myself. "I think I might have to pass some gas."
My other self was shocked! "NO!" it said "You can't pass gas in front of Elastic!"
Then my other self interrupted and said, "If you can't pass gas in front of Elastic Waistband Lady, then who can you pass gas in front of?? She DID buy you a chili dog."
Alrighty then.
Well, you would have thought I pulled off the biggest surprise ever. She looked so shocked, turned red, then laughed so hard, she became incontinent.
Hey, if that's all it takes to make you laugh, then...
Anyhoo, she changed her pants, we all chatted a while, then took off for Annie and Carronins parents house for a barbeque.
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
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I'm so thrilled that I'm first to comment on a post that includes the word "incontinent," and the post where Carrot farted.
Wow. Thrilled eh?
Oh, and I don't "fart".
I "toot".
Just for the record.
I poot.
I sharted once.
Oh my goodness! Reading your post, I peed a little.
I pass gaseous emmissions.
At least you were mature about it and didn't ask her to pull your finger.
BTW, my other comments must have been eaten by the blog black hole as I don't see them anywhere.
I "trumpet."
OK, so finally the pants-peeing mystery is solved. Thank you!!! For a while I was afraid I was the one who wet her pants and everyone knew about it but me.
Some things just cement a friendship more than others. You and Elastic now have a bond no one else can touch...
Oh it's much too sad to come by every day and face my miserable inadequacies.
I still struggle so with blog envy.
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Tried to comment on the post above - tried three times before my ostrich brain said - huh, no comments link, scroll down dork.
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Yay for "tooting" and "tinkling." That story was awesome!!
I thought we were suppose to sleep in too until the phone rang in our room at 7am. What is up with that??
Elizabeth, can I call you "Pooter"? HeeHEe
B., You "sharted" eh? That's bad.
Stacey, Well then, you'd be entertainment for Elastic.
Trixie, yeah, I never thought of doing that.
Sorry about your comments. I don't know where they went.
Millie, Ah, trumpet. Is that similar to "fluting"?
No, You are so sweet, I'd tell you if you wet your pants.
Heff, No, you don't want to touch that. Trust me.
DAllas, Er...blog envy? Moi? Please don't have blog envy my friend. If you knew how pathetic I was IRL, then you'd have no envy.
Tori, I totally forgot about your *ahem* demonstration until now.
So fun! Good to know that you can let loose ... literally...
Oh my. That is so funny. Next to Millie coming out of the closet that's almost the best part!
That is quite the continental breakfast! Where did you stay? I must go there.
Too funny about you tooting and EWBL. I love how fun you all are. Most folks I know would never state as such;)
Dang, these comments are almost as funny as your post.
Your thought process with EWBL was hilarious. If not her, then WHO?
Oh my goodness! That is too funny!!!! What a bond has been forged between you and elastic! :D
I'm here, I'm listening!
Hurry, finish! I'm all ears!
we call it ripping in my family, yes even my five year old. we don't hold nothin back
You make it sound like I was up and ready at the crack of dawn! LOL! It was really like 8:30 or something! I'm not a morning person! (Especially after giggling with Tori half the night!) :D
You forgot to mention how you sprawled across the bed like a centerfold and did the suggestive eyebrow thing......I grew very concerned that you'd been watching to0o many Girls Gone Wild videos.....and then you ripped a big one, sending me, not only peeing my pants, but rolling off the bed too!
Oh yeah, and Carrie and Angel burst into the room because all the fart commotion woke them up.
"pass gas" that is hilarious. and clearly reminded me of when i was dating paul and asked him if i could "pass gas" in front of him. i was seriously embarassed and then thought the same thing to myself. he was going to be my husband for heaven's sake. i don't know how that relates to you and elastic. i mean the dating thing. but oooh how i wish i could have been there for that little tooting interaction between you two. hilarious.
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