Well folks, I'm sorry. If you've come over here without your parents guidance, then I can't let you in anymore. Yes, that's right, I have earned myself a "PG" rating, because I say bad words like "Pen1s".
In one post, I said the word "Pen1s" 8 times, and that's why I now have a "PG" rating. Of course, I said "Pencil" too, but I mispelled it, so it slipped by. Oh yes, I say "Penc1ls" too. The reason you need your parents guidance is because I might say more bad words. Yes, bad words like "1nk Jet Pr1nter", or "Mark1rs", or "Wh1te Out" might slip out through my fingers, and onto my blog. I would like to apologize to anyone who might have been offended by my typing the word "Pen1s". I hope you can forgive me, and I will try to censor myself in the future. Until then, please have your parents sitting next to you while reading my posts. If your parents are dead, then you are out of luck, and it's been nice knowing you.
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
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FIRRRRRRRRRRRRST!!
Ok, I'm off to take the test.
Mine was PG also, for "crap" 3 times, "pain" twice (??) and "sex" once. Wow, what a dirty, dirty blog I write. Pure people should shun it.
you must do a better job at screening your grammar or spelling errors. How embaressing! hehehe
I don't know Carrot, maybe you need one of those screens that inform readers the content they are about to view is "mature".
Just sayin'
It could be one of those audible warnings so your parents know from the next room that you are about to watch something inappropriate. Not that I ever did that...
Lol!!!! The music is cracking my up!!!
You love that word pen1s don't ya?
Hee hee we all do
but
why is pain a pg word?
and crap? they gotta be kidding
Yeah. Mine was G. G!! What has happened to my edge?! I need to be more controversial.
OK, so apparently even though I did use the word "knife" once, I still merit a "G" for General Audiences.
Maybe I should have spelled "knife" with a "1" instead of an "i".
Okay, I was just about to say that there must not be a G, because if anybody's blog should be rated G, it's mine. And I got a PG. But, i guess Rug's Bug got a G rating, so there goes that theory!
p.s. I'm just wondering if your mail arrived safely.
I am G....thank goodness...i was worried...I did let the word shoot...spill out once. Thank goodness I am just a couple of weeks old...that was a CLOSE one!
(If your parents are dead, then you are out of luck, and it's been nice knowing you.) Hysterical laughter....
My Momma said its ok!
Love your Blog!
Millie, I'm touched. No one ever wants to be first on my blog. I used to have a "G" rating, but now that I'm "PG" I can go over and read yours.
Maren, Yes, shame on me.
NCS, Yes, I agree.
Glitters, LOL!
LOrie, it is about time you write on my blog.
Jean, Pain is always bad. I don't like pain. YOu say pain? Then I shall not visit your blog.
Rugs, No, hairy man legs are not controversial. It's only when they shave them and put on stockings that you get yourself a "PG" rating.
Compulsive, Yes, it's the 1 that is the bad part. Oh, there I go again.
Brillig, I used to be a "G", so I know there is one.
Compulsive, I have not recieved anything. I'm making my daughter run out to the mailbox right now. YOu sent me something?? I was beginning to think that only Jean liked me. *update* The only thing I got in the mail were my happy pills. :( or :) depending on how you look at it.
Sodak, You'll always be "G". I can't see you turning bad.
Mom2, I'll let you in, but make sure you bring a parent every time.
My great ambition is to have a PG blog. ~sigh~
You go with your bad self girl!
I'm Rated G. I guess once a goody goody, always a goody goody! :D
I have a note from my mom here that says I can come... no, really, that's her signature... honest...
I like big...
wait, wrong song...
I have naughty spam now, because of you. ;)
Oooh, now I'm at a "PG-13". Your parents are strongly cautioned. Go warn them now! I insist!
T1pe! Help! I can't stop myself! Hole P1nch! It's like tourettes or something!
I'm starting my own group. Kind of like the Bee Gees, but we're going to call ourselves 'The Pee Gees.' I promise that no actual Gees, whether that be Golly Gees or Gee Whilliker, will be harmed or have Pee put on them. It's just a name.
PG= Panties Gnu
Beware the panties gnu when it comes for you!
I am rated G...even with a picture of my hubby and his "great big melons".
okay , I take the word pain back because you are the reason I got into the double digits in comments. take it back, take it, back
You get happy pills in the mail? How do I subscribe to that?
I'm a parent. I am totally capable of guiding myself--right over to your blog!
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