Oinkle Doinkle

"Carrot, that last post was a yawner."
Oh yes, I know.
Sorry about that.
Hmmm, let's see. What can we talk about?
I mean, what can I talk about, and have you sit there and read it?
How about "Christmas in the Northwest"?
Maybe about how much I hate that song?
What's that?
You haven't heard it?

Do other regions have a Christmas song?
"Christmas on the East Coast"?
"Central Plains Christmas"?
Why do we have this song?
It's kind of like, "Yeah, we have rain and it doesn't ever snow, and we're o.k. with it."
Oh, and we also have "Seattle's Latte Land".
Ick.
Don't get me started.
If there isn't a song about Wisconsin's Cheesy Christmas, I'll be sorely disappointed.
And if Montana doesn't have a song called, "Big Sky Christmas", I might cry.
I don't want y'all to feel left out.