Ever said to yourself, "I wish froth would pour out of my mouth like the people in scary movies!"
or,
"I wonder what it would be like to foam at the mouth like a camel!"
Well, you are in luck!
Now you can get in on the foamy mouth scene, with the help of Aqua Fresh Extreme Clean with Micro-Active Foaming Action!
Within seconds, the micro-active foaming beads will explode, and in no time you'll look like you've just grown a foamy white goatee!
Don't wait, act now!
This product won't last!
(not because it's popular, because it's annoying)
Place your order in the next 4 months (before we pull it off the shelves), and we'll throw in whitening too for around $3.00!
But you must act quickly!
Don't be the last on your block to have that,
"I just got bit by a rabid squirrel!" look.
You won't be sorry,
you'll just look ridiculous.
Not recommended for people with mirrors in their bathroom.
9 comments:
Evidently this post was written while under the influence of unnaturally foaming toothpaste. The minty freshness......it's messing with your head!
Now that's a look I've been hoping for ; )
This post is the answer to my prayers.
hahahaha. (That's all I got--except for the picture in my mind of all the uses of foamy mouth).
hahaha is good enough for me.
Glad I could help you all. Even if I was under the influence of micro-active mint.
Duly noted.
The next time I'm in a production as a dog with rabies, I'll keep this in mind.
But I always wanted an explosive mouth!
I just got some exciting news yesterday! It appears that Continental Airlines now has a direct Carrot Jello delivery service from Washington to Texas.
No word yet if they'll be expanding their deliveries to include Frog Eye Salad and Funeral Potatoes.
All the Carrot Jellos should try it. It only cost me $37.00. They give us a good rate because they know how much we love going deep in the heart of Texas.
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