DO NOT be jealous!
I repeat: DO NOT be jealous!**
and that's just with my right hand.
I am left-handed people.
Left handed.
The three roots that are semi-purple are the places I've had root canals.
See that one coming down from the top that branches off?
They think that is infected, and therefore needs to be root canal-ed too.
Lest you think I am a snaggle toothed beaver, I give you...
Exhibit B
See? See how white and shiny?
Why I bet I could lead Santa's sleigh just with my teeth.
It has nothing to do with the lighting, so don't even go there.
I'm just...angelic.
Yeah, that's it.
Angelic.
Thanks to everyone for you suggestions.
You had great ideas.
I'm sure I'll use every one of them in the coming months.
This month, I decided to do sculpey.
Only because I forgot I inherited a bunch,
and it's been sitting in my closet for 4 years.
The End.
P.S.
"Carrot, why do you change your background so often?"
Because my friends, when I feel the need to control something, my blog is where I go. I'm sorry if it drives you crazy. I realize I'm only here because you are.
That, and where else can you talk to yourself and look normal?
Nowhere but here my friends.
Nowhere but here.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Yes, I am insinuating that you have multiple personalities.
Hey, you acted like I was a leper when I told you I had an abscess.
It's only fair.
13 comments:
Wow, your smile lights up the whole room.
And just so you know, when I said you were killing me it was because I was going to die from laughter, not from leprosy. :)
I like your drawing. Sorry about your root suck.
We did sculpey with the 11 year old scouts. They loved it. Conditioning the clay was the worst part.
I think your smile is beautific!
wv=pulla which is a finnish sweet bread often given at the Holidays. It must be a sign!
But I LOVE all your backgrounds Carrot. And when are you going to put back the girl reading the paper for your header? She's my favorite.
How fun to see your sweet smiling face again! I miss you!
Your teeth are gorgeous and quite enviable.
1. I am not jealous of your drawing of the warship boat-like thingy. You would be jealous of the drawings I make my son-in law draw for me.
2. I like that the background changes all the time.
3. Sorry you have an owie. An expensive one at that.
Ma'am, could you please not smile directly into the camera. The glow could be used to keep distant ships from crashing into the reef.
My first thought after your left handed comment?
The Princess Bride sword fight.
Oh, and I'm left handed too. That must be why we're so witty and popular. :)
I feel like I've had a root canal on every one of my teeth--one of my least fun things to do.
I LOVE that you change your background quite often--I'm boring.
Talking to myself isn't normal? Stunned! Yes, I am!
Here I've been assuming that everyone else in the world is like me and has multiple conversations going on with themselves all the time.
I think I've got a complex now.
I will leave your smile on my screen all night so the kids have a night light. They (your teeth)are very illuminating, and I am jealous!
No need to insinuate that I have multiple personalities-my husband will tell you that it's true. I chalk it up to pms, but he says that can't be the case because I'm nuts all the time. Some of the voices in my head were offended, but the other voices thought it was hysterical.
Sadly, that's not far from the truth.
I like how you taught your molar to speak spanish. You're so clever!
I would like to comment, but it is so hard to type through the after-glare of seeing your smile. I think my retinas may be permanently damaged.
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