Now you can eat pork rinds hot and ready from the microwave in less than 2 minutes!
No, that's not microwave popcorn, those are microwaveable PORK RINDS!
Who knew they were supposed to be eaten hot? Who knew they were supposed to be eaten at all??
Step 1: Shake Bag
Step 2: Microwave.
Step 3: WATCH!
Remove the big fluf...er...deflated bag and listen to the crackling package.
Step 4: Wonder if you should open it because it's crackling.
Step 5: Open it and pour them on a plate.
Step 6: Wonder if you should eat them because they're crackling.
Step 7: Try them with your children.
Step 8: Declare that they are garbage, and throw them in the sink.
33 comments:
Does it get any better than that?
Brave of you to try them at all, with your NON love of bacon:)
Blog gods bless you for spending your hard won money to buy that stuff just to entertain us.
that's just wrong.
I literally got shivers thinking about the sheer disgustingness of that product.
I used to work in a Medicaid clinic. Medicaid paid for this lady to have a gastric bypass. I was asking her since she was coming off the liquids portion of her diet what she would start eating, and I swear she said:
Pork rinds are low in carbs so I'll be starting there.
Somehow I think any product bought in the chip/snack food aisle isn't probably the most efficient use of caloric intake. Why would medicaid pay for a bypass but not teach a person how to eat afterwards??!!
Would it be okay if I just took your word about them? I didn't like them when my in-laws introduced them to me and I don't have the stomach for them now.
Ewww. . .
Ummmm, gross! Thanks for taste testing to save the rest of us from having to buy, nuke and chuck!
They look like giant Frosted Flakes. Now THOSE I would eat!
ummm . . . ewwww . . . thank you for your product DISplacement announcement :)
Wow. I had no idea.
Now I'm sorry but I have to say this: Pork rinds are right up there with Doritos as being foods that really should only be eaten when one is drunk or stoned.
(Needless to say, I've never touched either. I'm almost as proud of that as I am of the fact I've never been drunk or stoned.
)
rind?
rind is like an orange peel...
pork is,uh, like a pig.
pork rind is...
no
no, it can't be
microwavable animal skin?
is it a doggie treat?
like pig ears?
this is worse than crickets
say ...
did your background change AGAIN?
A short poem:
Ewww,
Spew!
Thank you.
I wonder if dumping that in the sink was a good idea...that could really do some damage to your disposal!
Mmm! Makes me hungry....
Annie said it all.
I love it that the bag says "Bacon Curls".
CHICHARRONES!! AY Caramba.
I know I should be sleeping, but I just had to say that I love the new spooky touches on your blog.
Coooool.
Amen on Cdub's comment, except the part about Doritos. Love 'em.
How did the pork rinds make your house smell? Did they set off the horrible odor alarm?
Oh ick!!!!!!!!
Did you pay for these? I mean monetarily? Because I know you paid for them in bodily pangs.
Dude,they got my letter!
I like the product tester side of you, carrot. It's hot. Hot like an oven. Hot like a summer day. Hot like a jalapeno. Hot like a microwaveable pork rind.
Okay, I feel like you've set up me for a hilarious comment here, but I'm just not feelin' it today.
You rock.
Eeew.
Oh, I was just thinking of trying some pork rinds. Thanks for saving me the trouble. Okay, not really. The name just sounds gross to me.
Good to know.
{{{shudder}}}
O.k. that just looks nasty! I guess this now goes into the category of serving bacon all the time for dinner???
PJ, Yes, it gets better. Way Better.
Annie, from your lips to the blog Gods ears.
B, I totally agree.
Elizabeth, if that isn't white trash, I don't know what is.
Kayelyn, Please, take my word on this.
Amanda, I've got your back.
Jennifer, Don't be fooled. They don't even remotely taste like frosted flakes.
Kate, you are very welcome. You owe me.
Glitters, Me either.
Compulsive, Doritos are bad? I had no idea. I don't buy them, but I would eat them at a party.
Dallas, Yes, think microwaveable animal skin. Seasoned. *gag*
Why can I only get on your blog twice a year??
Speed Racer, Is this Trixies husband? Sorry I made you ill.
Wendy, They're not like pig ears. They get soggy when wet. *gag*
NCS, don't be fooled. I'd eat bacon curls. No, not cook it, but I'd eat it.
Jennifer, I am not satisfied, so it might be changing.
Millie, Aww, I like Doritos too. The pork rinds did not smell.
Sketchy, Yes, but only because the package was 99 cents.
Stacey, Oh, it was you.
Elastic, I'm hot...you're hot...she's hot...he's hot. Hot hot hot.
Kimberly, I'm disappointed.
Tori, Ewww is right.
Lisa, I'm glad I stopped you.
Luisa, Yes, it is, isn't it?
Sodak, are you cold?
Suzanne, Bacon is good. Frying bacon is bad.
I'm still wondering about the need to microwave them. Um...who was the marketing genius who thought up that one? "How can we make this disgusting product even less appealing? I know! Let's MICROWAVE it!"
It's like the deep-fried twinkie and my mom's microwave omelettes (did you know scrambled eggs turn green when you microwave them?): they should not exist.
Eww, eww-eww-eww-eww.
Wynne, you're late to the party. Microwaved eggs in any form are never tasty. They turn into rubber.
maybe it is now time to stop shopping at grocery outlet.
I know elastic hates the whole "lol" thing, but I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD! My kids think I'm insane... not insane enough to buy microwave pork rinds, but still...
obviously medicaid is non-comprehensive coverage...
green eggs did those come with ham?
reminds me of the cuisine in Better Off Dead
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