I just happened to be at
D.I. Saturday, sorting clothes. I want you to be the first to know, that in the next few days,
the most fabulous pair of plus-sized
gold spandex pants will be out on the floor ready for purchase. I'm sorry to say that the matching gold tank top and jacket were just a bit too worn out to put in the keep pile, but if you hurry you can buy the pants. I'm sure they won't last long. Grab yourself a
gem sweater while you're there, and...voila!
You are set for a night on the town.
You can thank me later.
You can also thank me for preventing you having to go through a whole slew of worn out, stained clothes.
People, if it's a choice between donating it, or keeping it - donate it.
If it's a choice between donating it, or throwing it away - throw it away!
Even thrift stores have standards.
30 comments:
obviously the idea of a night out on the town doesn't appeal to her either . . . LOL
I...*choke*...can't breathe...laughing too...hard...ow...
Wynne stole my comment. ~snerk~
Hee hee!
ooh! she is my new favorite. i adored that video. i firmly agree with your keep/donate/trash mantra.
God answers prayers.
No, He really does.
This was the best laugh of the day. That was hilarious. I love the lyrics, "Wearing gold spandex pants I made a hip-hop album." Where did this come from? It's brilliant. *pun intended*
Wow. She's... wow.
I know you don't have a ton of male readers, but I really think you could sell these pants to guys who want their wives to look like a plus-sized version of Jill Masterson (the girl with the gold body paint in the Bond movie, Goldfinger). "Be like James Bond. Buy these pants for your wife."
Just make sure to not let that photo be seen during the sales pitch.
i'm speechless...
I guess I forgot to put a watermark on my senior picture, so I guess it's fairplay for you to post on your blog. But, how did you get it?
I'm speechless!!!
Wow...spandex eh? Do you think they could stretch enough to be maternity pants?
he he he.
Gold spandex pants! I'd love to dance to "Xanadu" while wearing those bad boys.
I'd SO ROCK!!
(inspired by Omar's comment)
Goldpantser..... she's the girl, the girl with the golden pants....
and I hate to be unladylike on your blog, but man, does she ever look pissed.
I think these would be more interesting as traveling pants then those denim ones...maybe we should mail them around?
Metallic is the new neutral.
I'm too sexy for my pants
Too sexy for my pants
But please, please don't remooooove them...
I am just so happy right now, ahhh....thank you, I didn't know it, but I needed me some golden spandex in my life.....so happy.
I love your blog. Your humor really makes me smile. I also love-love-love your playlist.
I never could wear spandex but if I could- gold would be what I'd want.
That's hoooooooooooooot....
Those are wicked hawt! I wonder if they have maternity ones?
I didn't know that I had an in at DI. I'll be expecting more of these updates, and I'd prefer if you put them out a little sooner. Those pants were gone when I got there.
(husband reading over my shoulder)
Him: I used to have a pair of those.
Me: (odd sideway glance with one lifted eyebrow)
Him: (pulling his eyes off the picture, sees my expression) Umm, I mean the glasses.
*whew*
That is a stylin' outfit! I'm lovin' it!!
I had those same pants only in silver. And they were one-piece with spaghetti straps on the top.
And I'm so not kidding.
(But I always wore them with an oversized sweatshirt--never a sweater. And only to aerobics. I promise.)
I need the address to your DI. Wait. I need to get a pen. . . *jeopardy theme playing* Ok, let her rip.
I always wanted to be a Solid Gold Dancer. Maybe those will help me, you know, appear solid. The giggly Solid Gold Dancers never even made it TV!
Solid Gold Dancers, eh? Are the dancers her saddle bags? SOOOOO, so scary.
Those would look sweet with my new high heeled leopard print ankle boots...
that ROCKS!!!!
Is she on tour?? That is toooo funny!!
bwahahahahahaha!!! Can't....get...off...the.....floor...
bwahahahahahhahaha!!!
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