I need to get me some clowns.
I could get them, and they could just live here or something. Like, maybe I could keep them in my hall closet, then when I needed them I could let them out. That might scare the children though. Clowns in the closet. I could let them out when the children go to school, and they could entertain me and make me laugh. Make me balloon swords and a funny hat. They'd chase me around being silly, and I'd laugh. I'd try on their outfits, and they'd show me clown tricks. Yes. That's what I need around here. Clowns.
I did clean out my hall closet, so there is room for some in there.
