The other day, I received this via e-mail:
"Every person dreams about meeting someone
who will complete him or her.
Nobody is aware when and where it will take place,
but if we are ready and willing, we can achieve it.
International Marriage agency is one of the modern ways
of interaction for the men who dream about meeting Russian
or the Ukrainian dear friends. Everything is comfortable and
there is always a chance to find a woman of your dream Many Russian
future wives are waiting for their soul mates and there is always a chance it-s you! Visit us to check it out!"
The problem?
Then sender...
was me.
Apparently, I sent this to myself.
The sender's e-mail...
was mine.
The only thing I can think of is, sleep e-mailing.
I must get up in the middle of the night, and e-mail myself about international marriage.
Maybe my subconscious wants to be "aware when and where it will take place",
so it can be "ready and willing" to "achieve it".
Maybe I have this whole other night life I don't know about.
Maybe my subconscious is lesbian.*
Maybe I dream about people completing me, so I get up and write to myself.
Maybe my subconscious wants me to visit it.
In any case, I think this calls for a sleep study.
I'll keep you posted.
*Before you run with that, I said "maybe" and "my subconscious" in that sentence.
14 comments:
I dreamed I was pushing a shopping cart with a single extension cord in it. I think it's best we let sleeping subconciouses lie.
I dreamed I had a really clever comment...
I was really impressed you actually opened that email and had a clever comment all ready for you... Then i realized why. End of comment.
You did not send it to yourself. You need to change your password to your email acct. A hacker sent it to you. Something similar happened to my husband last year, and he failed to change his password, the hacker changed it for him. Luckily, Yahoo! was kind enough to reset the password for him. When my husband got into his acct. info, the hacker changed everything on it, and began to send his friends and relatives crazy emails too.
You just can't trust anything on the internet anymore. What is this world coming to when you can't even trust your own emails?
Sarcasm is lost on some people... but EVERYONE can find a soulmate via Russian Bride Mail Order...
well, as an odd sleeper ANYTHING can happen... including eating an entire bag of Fritos dipped in Cozy Shack chocolate pudding and then coming up with an ad campaign and product placement ... Last night I slept with an open pen and woke up horrified to find blue veiney stretch marks on my belly - after my *mitrocardial infarction* I realized it was pen and washed off in the shower and I didn't have to give up chocolate... moral of story: sleep - dangerous stuff.
That's talent I tell ya. Emailing in your sleep. Bet there's an Olympic Event in your future...for sleep-mailing!
That's talent I tell ya. Emailing in your sleep. Bet there's an Olympic Event in your future...for sleep-mailing!
I'm waiting for your subconscious to sleep blog ;D Now THAT would be very interesting. Perhaps you could have a sleepover with Calamity, share her nightcap, enjoy a bag of fritos with chocolate pudding on top, and crawl in bed. She'd snuggle down with her pen and you with a laptop. In the morning we'd see who was most productive, the novice or the professional odd sleeper.
PS Don't forget to invite me over too. I'll bring the food.
I think your dreams were hacked. Either that or your email.
How much does it cost? My brother-in-law needs a soul mate that's not inflated.....
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
That's all I have to say.
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