I'm so lazy, that when they have those quizzes in People Magazine...Oops, did I say People? I meant Smithsonian. Yes, when they have those quizzes in the Smithsonian where you match up the celebrity with their kid, and they have the answers underneath, but upsidedown? I'm too lazy to turn the page upsidedown and get the answers. So I sit there trying to read the answers upside down, get frustrated, and turn the page!
THAT'S how lazy I am.
"Carrot, you buy People magazine?"
As a matter of fact, I don't.
My babysitter gives me the Smithsonian when she's done reading it.
So there.
Not that it's any of your business.
16 comments:
It took me a minute to figure out who you were...I thought I knew, but when I went to your blog, I wasn't sure...after a search of the blog, it was confirmed! But I got the e-mail of your first comment before you deleted it...I know what you really think. Don't worry, I won't tell the others. I think they all know anyway! Your blog is fun! So fun to find people we know! Don't be a stranger.
Can I read your copies of the Smithsonian after you are done?
When are you coming to visit me?
What can grow without the dew?
What can burn for years and years?
What can cry and shed no tears?
Did I ask too many questions?
I'm sorry you've been having a difficult time, Carrot. ***hugs*** I'll think of some questions and be back! :)
Did you get your cute dimples from your Mom or Dad?
How did you and your hubby meet?
What do you love most about the city you live in?
Have you gotten any more e-mails about jumbo pens? ;)
If you could take a week off and do anything you wanted, what would it be?
:)
I'm so glad folks don't ask questions on my blog. I'd get so easily overwhelmed.
What can I do to help?
What kind of shampoo do you use? Because your hair is gorgeous!
What kind of toothpaste do you use? Because you've got a great smile!
How'd you get to be so funny? Because I'm getting kind of jealous of you now.
*hugs*
Do you actually eat Carrot Jell-O?
Do you have to pay royalties to Jell-O for using their name?
Will you come to my house and Carrot-ify it for me?
How much is gas in your city?
If you could go anywhere in time, forward or backward, where would you go and why?
Do you like cheese?
Are you aware that there are heads of hair walking around your background? Just heads of hair with great legs and awesome blue stillettos.
What is your favorite song?
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Did you play with Barbies when you were a kid?
Can I ask more questions later?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around,does it make a sound?
How come when I put makeup on, I always get that goop in the corner of my eye?
Who (blogger) do you love bestest? (I know it's me...you don't really have to answer that one)
What's the alternative name for "snacks"? (sorry I wrote "snacks" on your blog)
What time do you go to bed?
What's you favorite color?
I'm getting a puppy soon. What should I name him to complement Joey (aka Wookie)?
Do you think "Wookie" is a lame fake name for my dog? That's all I could come up with at the time.
Where do you find all of your cool retro pics?
I suck at thinking of questions, but I'm excited to ride in the carrotvan this summer.
Thechristensens said...
Don't be a stranger.
Carrot said...
Alrighty, I won't.
Trixie said...
Can I read your copies of the Smithsonian after you are done?
Carrot said...
Yes. I like to share my important magazines.
Trixie said...
When are you coming to visit me?
Carrot said...
Hmmm...is my crown ready?
Trixie said...
What can grow without the dew?
Carrot said...
Only one girl knew.
Trixie said...
What can burn for years and years?
Carrot said...
I don't know, but it brings me tears.
Trixie said...
What can cry and shed no tears?
Carrot said...
A weeping willow?
Trixie said...
Did I ask too many questions?
Carrot said...
There is no such thing as too many questions.
Suzanne said...
Did you get your cute dimples from your Mom or Dad?
Carrot said...
My dad.
Suzanne said...
How did you and your hubby meet?
My sister and my husband were in the same mission. She set us up writing. We wrote for a year and a half before we met. We met May 30th, and got engaged June 4th.
Suzanne said...
What do you love most about the city you live in?
Carrot said...
I am in close proximity to everything.
Suzanne said...
Have you gotten any more e-mails about jumbo pens?
Carrot said...
No, they know I'm a hard sell.
Suzanne said...
If you could take a week off and do anything you wanted, what would it be?
Carrot said...
Go to a hotel by myself.
Another Suzanne said...
What can I do to help?
Carrot said...
Bring me another one of those apple things. ;) Just kidding.
Compulsive writer said...
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Carrot said...
Garnier Fructis
Compulsive writer said...
What kind of toothpaste do you use?
Carrot said...
Colgate
Compulsive writer said...
How'd you get to be so funny?
Carrot said...
I was the youngest for 7 years. I had to find a way to get attention.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Do you actually eat Carrot Jell-O?
Carrot said...
Uh, no
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Do you have to pay royalties to Jell-O for using their name?
Carrot said...
Does e-mail spam have to pay royalties to the spam company?
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Will you come to my house and Carrot-ify it for me?
Carrot said...
Only if you'd come to my house and decorate it for Christmas.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
How much is gas in your city?
Carrot said...
$3.59
Thorny Tree Lady said...
If you could go anywhere in time, forward or backward, where would you go and why?
Carrot said...
I'd go forward so I could be a retired grandma.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Do you like cheese?
Carrot said...
The cheesier, the better
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Are you aware that there are heads of hair walking around your background? Just heads of hair with great legs and awesome blue stillettos.
Carrot said...
Yes. She's very entertaining, isn't she?
Thorny Tree Lady said...
What is your favorite song?
Carrot said...
I don't have just one
Thorny Tree Lady said...
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Carrot said...
Vanilla
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Did you play with Barbies when you were a kid?
Carrot said...
Yes
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Can I ask more questions later?
Carrot said...
Yes
Stacey said...
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around,does it make a sound?
Carrot said...
I can't think of a witty comeback. Sorry.
Stacey said...
How come when I put makeup on, I always get that goop in the corner of my eye?
Carrot said...
Your eyes are too moist. Un-moisten them.
No Cool Story said...
Who (blogger) do you love bestest? (I know it's me...you don't really have to answer that one)
Carrot said...
No comment
No Cool Story said...
What's the alternative name for "snacks"? (sorry I wrote "snacks" on your blog)
Carrot said...
How about some tasty morsels?
No Cool Story said...
What time do you go to bed?
Carrot said...
11 p.m.
No Cool Story said...
What's you favorite color?
Carrot said...
Blue
No Cool Story said...
I'm getting a puppy soon. What should I name him to complement Joey (aka Wookie)?
Carrot said...
Is it a boy or a girl?
No Cool Story...Do you think "Wookie" is a lame fake name for my dog? That's all I could come up with at the time.
Carrot said...
Yes. Pookie would have been a better choice.
Glittersmama said...
Where do you find all of your cool retro pics?
Carrot said...
I've been collecting them for a few years.
Glittersmama said...
I'm excited to ride in the carrotvan this summer.
Carrot said...
Don't get too excited. I don't want you to be disappointed when you actually ride in it.
Do you ever dance with the people on your sidebar?
What is the audience applauding?
Oh, wait, maybe it's your dancing. (Duh!)
What is your church dream calling, and your worst nightmare calling?
(You can't pick Gen RS pres because Annie Payney is already campaigning for that one so she has a major head start. She's got a huge war chest already accumulated. But you could do YW Gen Pres.)
What color is your toothbrush?
Have you backed up your computer lately?
How are you doing on your food storage?
If you could spend $1000 in one store, where would you go?
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you make prank calls...because I swear someone keeps CALLING!
JustRandi said...
Do you ever dance with the people on your sidebar?
Carrot said...
Uh, no.
JustRandi said...
What is the audience applauding?
Carrot said...
They're applauding my previous posts
Elizabeth-W said...
What is your church dream calling,
Carrot said...
Ward librarian
Elizabeth-W said...
and your worst nightmare calling?
Carrot said...
General Primary President
CoconutKate said...
What color is your toothbrush?
Carrot said...
Purple
CoconutKate said...
Have you backed up your computer lately?
Carrot said...
Yes
CoconutKate said...
How are you doing on your food storage?
Carrot said...
Better than last year.
CoconutKate said...
If you could spend $1000 in one store, where would you go?
Carrot said...
Ethan Allen. Alas, it wouldn't go far. Can I have more?
CoconutKate said...
Is your refrigerator running?
Carrot said...
Barely. It's leaking too.
CoconutKate said...
Do you make prank calls...because I swear someone keeps CALLING!
Carrot said...
Yeah, sorry about that.
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