Wednesday, January 16, 2019


"Mom, can I take a shower with you?"
"Uh, no."
"Why not?...Is it because you have a really big bum?"
"Uh, yes."
*sigh*

30 comments:

Heidi said...

awwwww :( don't forget to hold that over his head in a few years!

Anonymous said...

He's so funny! He's going to be the one who feeds you all the great lines for your upcoming best seller. I'll buy it!

SuzanneF said...

Is he practicing for Rock Band?

Acacia said...

Laugh out loud!!! Don't worry, he has a few years to perfect his communication with women.

Heffalump said...

You can keep a journal for him of things not to say to his wife later in life.

Chell said...

Ah man...kids really say the darndest things! My little brother comes up with similar things when the mood strikes him...so adorable.

Jenny said...

I got that last week as I was putting a load of laundry in. My lovely son said "Mom, when did your butt get so big" SIGH..... What do you do.

Jennifer B. said...

Aren't kids the best?

Jennifer B. said...

p.s.

Nice new look!

b. said...

It's pretty!!
Your new wallpaper (I don't know anything about your bum!)

Deena said...

I like the new wallpaper too!

Your son is a cutie. I was just looking at Glitter the other day and wondering when she would start saying things like that to me. It's funny that kids don't really realize that some things we just don't like pointed out.

Beth said...

Oh man! Out of the mouth of babes... LOL

Cacain said...

Much better than the bigger "deck" or the bigger organ. JMO!!!

Stacey said...

Kids can be brutal. My kids are always smacking my "big booty".

thechristensens said...

Man, what kids say! He is so much bigger than I remember him! I guess it was quite a while ago that we saw you guys. He's a cutie though, no matter what he says!

wynne said...

I was going to...

HEY! What the jinglepops is with the LIVE TRAFFIC FEED?!?

What is this? No more lurking? Now I come and HAVE to leave a comment, or you'll KNOW it was me (or was it NCS? Millie? about a dozen other bloggers?) that came and left without saying a thing?

There's no privacy anymore, I swear.

And I completely forgot what I was going to say.

Sketchy said...

Oh good heavens. It's a good thing that your mother loves you buddy. LOL

PS: your live traffic feeder thing scares me. What is it feeding on? What in the world is out there eating live traffic?

SoDak Angel said...

giggling....a lot.

Lynsey Lou said...

When I was like three I told my dad (who was in the shower) "move your pony tail Im gettin in." NO not the pony tail girls where on there heads. My two and a half year old Gabby is always waiting for my husband to get out of the shower to say wooowooo dad you are hot!!! (because the bathroom is so steamy.) Also my dear Aunt Lola has had a few big butt comments from her kids (I think they made her cry) but I will let her tell ya.

Busy Bee Lauren said...

Oh man...

I can't wait till I have kids...

Not.

Anonymous said...

Oh my.

Oh my.

Hey It's Di said...

Trust your own flesh and blood to ruin your self esteem! Why do they have to do stuff like that? I've had my share of insults from my kids until they FINALLY caught on (at age 18) and now say "Mom, you are as skinny as a rail" Which is REALLY far from the truth but I like those lies:D

Super Happy Girl said...

Booo.
;)

Brad's gaggle of girls said...

so where do you get your fabulous wallpaper?

I won't ask about your bum...

Natalie said...

What a funny kid!

mindyluwho said...

He must have forgot Mother's Day was coming up...

Lisa said...

Kids know just what to say to make us love them even more.

Physcokity said...

Yay for kids! Too bad Bill Cosby's not doing his Kids Say the Darnedest Things any more, you'd be a shoe in.

Don't you remember those granola bar commercials for just such a situation?

Carlotta said...

Seriously, yes at your expense this was a GREAT and MUCH needed laugh ! Oh children. LOL

Millie said...

You should have invited him into the shower so you could hose him down.