bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
bark bark bark...
BarK bArK bARk...
BarK bArK bARk...
BarK bArK bARk...
BArk BaRk BarK...
BArk BaRK BarK...
BArk BaRK BarK...
BARK BARK BARK...
BARK BARK BARK...
BARK BARK BARK...
continued on 20.5 hours a day.
Whaddya think?
Why does he bark in threes?
What does it all mean?
"Take me walking!"?
"Let me out!"?
"I'm in-sane!"?
"I'll never stop!"?
"My owners deaf!"?
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I was going to leave a comment, but I thought, I only have dorky things to say.
I was thinking of you.
I missed you.
I hope the beast isn't keeping you awake. (You can always just marinate silly putty in beef broth. Sorry, SPCA! I'm totally kidding.)
I'm sad to hear your family's taking turns ill.
I busted a move at the ice rink and got myself a well-deserved concussion or something. (I almost boasted about what a good skater I was. Meaning, I thought it. Bad enough.)
So, 3.5 hours of sleep, then? You can visit our guest bed anytime.
he's saying, I'm annoying! I like noise!
Dang barkulars... that would totally drive me insane... good thing it's winter and you can close the windows... summer is another story.
I think he's saying "Tranquilizer gun!" really fast.
Actually, what he's saying is:
please kick me
please kick me
please kick me
I wanna die
please kick me
make me yip
c'mon, kick, kick
kick me now
please kick me
please please please
is that bacon?
i just pooped
i eat grass
let me in
feed me please
If it was me I would consider leaving a note on the neighbors door. I would even compose the note in my head. But I probably would never actually write and deliver the note. I'm sad like that.
hope you get some sleep tonight!
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all
the way-ay
Sorry to hear about your puppily woes. That was a pretty hilarious impression though.
My dog only barks once. it doesnt make any sence to me. Now threes on the other hand that makes tons of sence. you know you can always call animal control. just a thought.
Is the dog's name Olivia? If so, it used to live behind us. We referred to it as "Pschyco dog"
It sounded more like a mechanical dog. No change in pitch, rhythm or loudness, just;
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark..................
All day long.
The owners were never home, and they just left her outside all day long.
Barking.
I didn't understand how she could bark so much and never get hoarse.
We contemplated sneaking into their yard, and duct taping the stupid dog's mouth shut.
Several neighbors got together and went to talk to the home owner who said "I can't really do anything about it, it's my daughter's dog"
Animal control was called.
Eventually the dog dissapeared.
Is Carrot home?
Carrot, come play.
Carrot, I'm here.
I see you!
I have some relatives of this dog behind me. :(
I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, but your impression is hilarious!
I think he's saying...
"There's a twig!"
"A leaf moved!"
"I want cheese!"
Is there any way you could hide out and squirt the thing with a super soaker every time it barks? Water does wonders.
Any dog dumb enough to bark THAT much has got to be stupid! He (only male dogs can be stupid)Only joking. Anyway, HE must be saying:
I sniff butts
I eat poo
Kick me hard
stuff like that I'm thinking! Of course I'm no dog whisperer and you may want to consult a professional!
Now I don't mind living in FREEZING COLD Winnipeg!!! No one ever leaves their dogs out in our weather. So if their dogs are barking, they're the only ones that get to hear ; )
I think everyone has pretty much covered what the dog is saying so I can't really add, but I do like your snazzy new background!
benadryl in a hot dog.
He's saying two things to you, Carrot:
Time to buy a BB Gun
and
Terrier:It's Whats For Dinner
You live in Seattle. Maybe he's trying out to be the new Eddie on a Frazier Reunion Show?
I don't speak Dog, but it seems like they are often asking to be put out of my misery...or in this case...yours.
Is that the stupid dog across from your house?
I wonder what it does the other 3.5 hours.
When my neighbor lady, a nurse, works at night, her boyfriend puts the dog out all night so he can fill our peaceful neighborhood with big dog barks (in groups of three). I don't notice as much in the winter as I do in the summer when it becomes a choice of noise and cool breeze through the bedroom window or a stuffy hot room and muffled dog barks.
I've comtemplated calling their house in the middle of the night --and when they answer, bark. It's a delicious fantasy I savor on those stiffling hot summer nights with the window closed.
BArk, BARk, BARK!
this sounds oddly familiar. though, our neighbor's yapper dog lives right below us. and barks nonstop. if it goes past midnight we call our neighbor and complain. but during the day..i can't complain much because my kids live above him. with wood floors. riding their trikes. and stomping occasionally to nelly the elephant. and having ten friends over at the same time. so barking..i guess i can deal with.
p.s.i love your pretty wallpaper!
The dog is bored. The dog desperately needs a shock collar to entertain himself. It checks the tone of the bark right in the middle of it. baERRWK!
Baaaahahahahah.
If the dog lived near me it would most likely be hit by a flying rock or maybe a soup can.
kill me fast
Did you know that if you put a benedryl in some cheese and then give it to the sweet little thing, that it will sleep for awhile? NOT that I'm saying you should... just a fun little tid bit of info that you can use if you're ever on Jeapordy or something :)
How about:
"Carrot Jello is awesome, me want a piece of that"
I'm not a dog person. I have absolutely no sympathy for people who let their stinky sheddy little yap-yaps bark all day long.
I like the Benadryl-in-the-cheese idea, a LOT.
P.S. In fact, that's what he's saying:
BEN A DRYL
BEN A DRYL
Hahaha! Millie might be right!
Give me some
Ben a Dryl
stuck in cheese!
My dog does the same thing...in threes I mean. He doesn't bark all day, just when i want him to be quiet so he doesn't wake the baby up.
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