I believe we had gone back to Annies house and picked up rug's bug. Did we? I can't remember. I remember her being in her van, and we followed her to Sonic where we stopped to eat dinner.
Everyone orders, and Elastic and I are standing there looking at the board, wondering what we should order.
Me: What are you having?
Elastic: I dunno, what are you having?
Me: I'm having what you're having.
Elastic: Heh heh...I'm having a chili dog.
Me: Well, I guess I'm having one too. (Since I don't have a brain of my own)
We sit, we wait, we get our food. Elastic is to my left, SoDAk Angel is to my right. I try to cut into my coney with my flimsy plastic fork, and it breaks- pieces of it fly into the air and land down my shirt, and on Angels food. So we thought. What actually hopped on her food was a cricket. Mmmm...nothing like crickets on your sandwich eh?
You know why Colorado is like Kansas? You have to drive a long ways to get anywhere.
We got back in the cars, and drove the rest of the way to the hotel.
Everyone got in their jammies, and we watched my Jim Gaffigan "Beyond The Pale" dvd. It never get's old for me. In fact, I laughed like this the whole time...
While Elastic promptly fell asleep.
12 comments:
FIIIRRRSSSTTTTT!!!
Now that is out of the way...
A cricket??? Eew. I don't like bugs that jump. Did I have that conversation with you at Annie's or was that with someone else?
Anyway... eeew.
Elastic must have been tired from waking you up the night before...
Wheezer.
You totally laughed like that!!
Hilarious :D
Yuck, a cricket. I hope you guys complained and got free food out of the deal.
(sigh) I love Jim Gaffigan.
Because I'm a stickler for details... :) It was a grasshopper. Not a cricket. The gross factor is still there though. Did you mention that we were eating outside?
I love Jim Gaffigan. Should I sit in it or should I eat it?
Jim who?
mistakes made in the post....ahem...get it right!
First...I thought it was a piece of Carrot's plastic fork which flew at me at the precise moment...and landed in my hair...near my neck....I left it there so everyone could see where her "fork" landed. It flipping moved...it was a grasshopper like Rugs bug said, and it was in my hair...not food...when I flicked it off...it landed on my shake lid...where I "bravely" flicked it off......and I loved you laughing the whole DVD....THAT was the best part of the show. I LOVED EVEN MORE you saying you were enjoying me....I would NEVER want you to stop....didn't say it, didn't think it.....so go ahead, keep enjoying me.
if i was with angel that long i would have repeated a million times how much i was enjoying her. and gotten smacked as well.
Why am I getting the Chili Dog blame here? I am not an illegal chili dog dealer.....only a chili dog addict.
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