"Yeah, like a month ago, Carrot."
I know, I know.
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Anyhoo, do you want to know where to go in Texas, or not?
"Yeah, well, we went and came back already. You waited too long. We almost burned to death waiting."
Hmmm, sorry about that.
Well, when you go back, I suggest you stay at one of the Frio Man properties.
"Frio Man?"
Yes, Frio Man.
"F-R-I-O..."
If you're trying to sing it like you sing "Bingo", don't.
It won't fit.
I already tried.
Then I tried to convince them to slip an e in after the i, so it would work, but they just looked at me like I had beans coming out my nose.
Everybody does actually.
So strange.
Them, not me.
You can tell I don't like recounting things, can't you?
You see, I like people to recount things for me, so I feel like I should return the favor.
But usually I just end up recounting to people who haven't recounted to me, and that just gets to feeling really one sided after a while.
Then I get all mad and quit.
I mean, really, when was the last you recounted something to me?
See?
You can't even remember.
THEN people complain about me writing these really long posts, and that makes me paranoid.
"Is this a one scroll post, or more?" I say to myself.
So then I preview, and see all my spelling errors, so I go back and fix them.
And by the time I do all that, I'm exhausted
and just want to get the heck out of my blog and not come back for a while.
"You're not going to finish, are you?"
Er...no.
Maybe you should recount something so I feel obligated to recount back.
That might just work.
15 comments:
"We almost burned to death waiting."
Well, I almost did Carrot.
Now I don't know if you're making light of my situation or what!
This was like a 3 scroll post and I just want you to know I find that completly unacceptable.
I got nothing. Oh wait. Once I made a pan of yummy bars and ate the whole thing and couldn't send you any. The end. Sorry. Not really. Is this post like haiku or chiasmus?
I try to recount things all the time but then I imagine people reading my blog and rolling their eyes ; (
Isnt texas just so fun and cold?
My finger is tired from scrolling. I think I'll go take a nap.
The post wasn't too long, I stuck with it to the end, with only one break for food and water.
So I literally burned to death no kidding. But it was on a trip to Arizona. It was a balmy 114 degrees one day......HOLY COW! I don't do numbers in the triple digits well!
OK there you have it, let's hear yours;)
P.S. I was in Washington for a day doing business and I thought of you;)
Hmm, I recounted my whole reunion for you, with pictures, so there....
No..we did not go to Moe's. I did not put that in the recounting did I, huh did I.... nope.
But I have been to Moe's and liked it. I would love to hear you recount your crabbing adventure in Oregon if you are ever in the Mood.
Thats It. Oh and I love long posts. This one was not long though.
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Heff. Heff wasn't her real name of course, but that's besides the point. She was cute and she had curly hair and two older sisters...
Hey, how much recounting do I need to do?
I can't believe that you made me scroll at this time of night...I don't scroll for just anybody.
I have B-I-N-G-O in my head now.
I don't think I've ever had this much fun following the thought process inside someone's head.
Have you read my blog lately? No? Well go read my weekend recount. I did it just for you. I even had pictures. You owe me a few scrolls seeing as how I just scrolled all the way through your post!
(I hope this reads as snarky as it sounds in my head.)
You could add a "t" like the chips. Then the bingo song would work.
People with beans coming from their noses are fun to read about. Recount away.
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