Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Once Upon A Time...

A humble carrot traveled from here...











To here...










(Not the exact location, but since it was made in brownie, all is forgiven.)

To visit her b.f.f., E.W.B.L., and to experience Texas.
Why would she want to experience Texas?
Well, she didn't really. She just wanted to see her friend.
Plain and simple.
She arrived at the airport, and waited for her friend to arrive.
Alas, her friend was lost.
Lost at her own airport.
No, she didn't own the airport, but she could if she wanted to.
"Watch for me outside!" said she.
So the lowly carrot stepped out into the burning hell the sweltering heat, then called her friend on the cell phone and said...
"Call me when you're right outside, and I'll come running! I'm going back inside!"
Carrots are dainty, and aren't used to running around in hellfire the heat.
Her friend finally arrived, and waved this sign handed the carrot this sign when she climbed in the car...










The carrot was touched, and gently dabbed her eyes with the seatbelt a hanky.

To be continued...
Only because I figure, it's not like you're paying me for quality content. You're just here for the pictures, and I've got lots of them.

19 comments:

Heffalump said...

We're supposed to be paying you?!
Those brownies are a true work of art!

Deena said...

I love your brownie maps. Very impressive. I hope none of this adventure involves roaches.

mindyluwho said...

I'll have my Texas with a scoop of vanilla ice cream please!

Nancy Face said...

I've lived in Texas.
I like Texas, when I pretend to ignore the sweltering heat and humidity.

But I've never wanted to EAT Texas before! :D

compulsive writer said...

Oh I hope you have (had?) so much fun!

Does Texas come w/ nuts? Because suddenly I'm hungry for dessert and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

Kristi said...

Mmm, brownies! I'll have to remember these when the kids start learning states and countries.

Heidi said...

I want to eat all 50 states now :)

lizlaughs said...

"all is forgiven with brownies"

Very funny, so true!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

What could I do? It was the chauffeur's day off. He knows the airport better than me. He may even know a few patented carrot cruising and pickup techniques like coming armed with coconut candy and mist-spraying fans......

Klin said...

I need words to go with pictures. I suck at reading picture books. The more details, the better.

Did you get away by yourself? Like no kids? How did you pull that off?

Glad you got to see your BFF.

Anonymous said...

Jell-O, an airport, and Texas.....all a bad mix, I must say. A bad, leaky, dye-riddled mix.

Shawn said...

Brownie Texas, huh? My husband makes a mean Idaho at Christmas time....a long story.

Jennifer B. said...

Hope you had fun.

Also, thanks for the link to Elder Bednar's address on your sidebar--really really good food for thought!

Suzanne said...

I love the brownie states and Elastic's sign! I'm glad you survived the heat! I'll be coming back to see the pics! :)

As Told By Molly said...

States out of brownies? Geography just got good.

Thanks for the international send-off. I don't know yet if I feel like I should be going to bed or ready to play with my yodeling puppets in my coveralls made out of curtains...but thanks.

Sister Pottymouth said...

I want some Texas brownies.

NOBODY said...

The burning hell just cracked me up.

Seriously.

I still love Texas.

I love the sign.

Lisa said...

I've driven around that airport and I still get lost. Every corner looks like the last. But I also drive around my small 2 Terminal airport and get lost. Conclusion: I get lost in airports.

Glad you got to experience the burning hell fire of Texas! My heart belongs there--not really--I love Cali. But all my family still lives there and I love them.

Stacey said...

Those brownies...I wants them.