if one were to take a toilet seat cover, and instead of carefully trying to rip it and place it on the toilet while urgently having to pee, if one just placed the toilet seat cover (un-ripped) and sat on it, what would happen.
Would ones bodily functions would force the paper to break?
Or would one soon be sitting in a pool of pee?
(One is always trying to find time savers, and this is what one came up with, but one would like someone else to test it out first.)
P.S. Happy Birthday to my sister "Trixie"!
P.P.S. Thank you to Cathy for being my 40th follower. I was worried about turning 40 and only having 39 followers. She must be psychic.
P.P.P.S. And thank you to my 1st-39th followers. I couldn't have had that cute little box on my sidebar without you.
P.P.P.P.S. No, it's not my birthday yet, but I worry in advance.
21 comments:
I'm too embarrassed to answer your questions about the seat covers. Let's just say I'd rather hover over the toilet in a semi-squat than use them. ;)
(And, are you really turning 40?!)
Those toilet seat covers are such a pain in the...well, let's just say they're a pain.
I like to think of 40 as very young--especially since you are going to be young enough to be my daughter ; )
I'd rather hover than use those things. Just in case you were wondering.
Thank you for letting me share the blog posting honors with a toilet seat cover question. What disease can you get if you sit on an uncovered, clean looking toilet seat? Cause I'm just saying some really healthy, newly turned 45 year olds, seldom bother with them unless there is visual filth and then drastic measures are taken.
Thank you for the birthday wishes. You could count me as a follower, but then you'd have to be forty one! Bwah-ha-ha! I'm more of an intermittant stalker who loves you a lot. I'll try to shape up in 2011.
I am also a hoverer...I hear it's good for your leg muscles to pee in a semi crouch...
If you ever find someone willing to attempt this be sure and share with us the results!
I for one would be interested in the result.
Of course I also sometimes look inside my tissue after I blow my nose so maybe I'm just a closet weirdo....
You're so very welcome! It was my pleasure. I am psychic. How did you know? You must be psychic too.
I'll test that theory and get right back with you. ;>)
forty is really old.
BUT it's younger than me
also you can pee right through those covers
40. I think I can remember back that far. It was a good year for me. Graduated from Grad school. Went on my first cruise with just me and my hubby. Got a full-time job that actually paid good money. Yep. A good year.
And that is precisely why I had a toilet seat cover surgically attached to my keister.
So, does this post mean that you don't know SQUAT?
I would advice that you get to know the wonders of Mrs. Squat and all her internationally acclaimed helpful friends like Senorita Crouch, Lady Hover, Fraulein Perch and Mademoiselle Roost.
the worst is when you're in a hurry, tear the paper hole, and just when you're about to turn around and sit, the whole thing slides into the toilet.
love your blog...sorry i had to go and make it an uneven 41.
Wow Carrot! I just saw on CJane's blog that you won a Lower Lights Album! And Chup thinks you are funny...(he is right of course). Cool!
You were so close with the third person narrative up until all you P.S.'s.
So close.
Oh, and one would really like to be notified if someone else actually conducts the experiment and reports back.
Look at you winning a CD from CJane and mentioning how funny you are!! :) And you are....funny!
PS. I personally am thankful for the toilet seat covers even though they are a royal pain. I just can't hover.
Those things are so flimsy that the, ahem, urine goes right through them. At least that is what a friend told me. You can count on me to know lame people. And BTW, 40 is the new 30.
It works! :)
I found out once (when I was in a big hurry) that it actually works just to sit on it un-ripped...and so now, I am not a ripper.
I have thought about you multiple times since this post. Sometimes I just need to sit down. I'm not nearly daring enough to attempt an experiment.
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