Wednesday, January 16, 2019
People.
I've noticed a disturbing trend while dropping in on random blogs. I'd say it's a coincidence, but it's happened more than twice now.
I'm talking about people putting hot dogs* on their homemade pizza.
People, the only place hot dogs belong are on buns, wrapped in a biscuit, or with some beans.
NOT on pizza.
Who in the world thought of this, and shared it with others??
Did they look around their fridge when making pizza and thought, "Hey, there's no pepperoni, sausage, chicken, hamburger or Canadian bacon in da house! OH wait! HOT DOGS!"
*GAG*
This is wrong. If you are doing this, you need to stop, and stop today. It's spreading around the blogosphere, giving others the idea, and making ME sick. So, stop.
That's all I gotta say.
The letter B is still in the alphabet, and if you don't have any meat for your pizza, just eat cheese pizza.
If you don't have cheese, then make yourself a sandwich.
*This goes for Vienna sausages as well. Which probably weren't even made in Vienna. They were probably made in Vienna, New Jersey in some auto shop.
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How very, very disturbing. Coming up with new ways to work hot dogs into our diet is just WRONG!
Tried out bloglines yet? Luuuuurve it.
That is gross.
carrot. i love these posts of yours. love them. and i thought the people saying something about the letter B in the alphabet were being sarcastic or funny in their own way of making conversation. as for the hot dogs. do they slice them up into little tiny slices to kind of resemble pepperoni or what? that is digusting.
oops... my bad, lol
Bye bye B... I never really knew ya! Looks like you'll be missed and it looks like I missed out.
Is it wrong to read your scathing post anti-hotdog-pizza and actually think it's worth trying? If cooked like pepperoni on the pizza it'd be good I'm sure! Pepperoni is gross too in its uncooked form. Ever accidentally leave the hotdogs boiling so long they turn into fried hotdogs? yummmmmm is all I can say.
Ewww!
The hot dog thing, I mean.
I got the thing about the letter b.
ew.
Aubrey, originally I called them "smart arses", but removed it because I'm nice like that. ;)
disgusting...the hot dogs, not your blog. Still love your backgrounds, can you give me a clue how to duplicate your amazingness?
Hotdogs on pizza- yuck.
I got the letter B thing. YAY!
I agree. I like my hot dogs in buns too, with some ketchup on top and maybe a strip of bacon inside. That's why I buy this pizza:
http://yumsugar.com/407464
-Your bro
... hot dog wrapped in a biscuit.... droooool....
No, really? B is still in the alphabet? Well I never.
I can't promise anything link-wise. I have to clean house every so often. If someone hasn't said "boo" to me for the last six months, they're outta there. They can only use me for so long.
I made the mistake yesterday of trying to get creative with my blog. I lost everything. I was so mad I was ready to throw something. I knew it could happen so I saved my template just in case, or so I thought. All my side bar linkage and awards are gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was tempted right then and there to just quite blogging all together and never look back. Then I remembered that my name was not carrot and I am not a suicide blogger. ;)
Hot dogs on pizza!?! What has this world come to? Next you'll be telling me that people put spam on their pizza. Excuse me while I go throw up..............
My mom actually used to make hot dog pizza for my siblings and I when we were kids. I think we actually liked it, although the thought of it now makes me want to puke... :D
My dear carrot, you can count on me to keep you grounded: My links will always and eternally be there for you. You are a user. I'm an enabler.
This hotdog/pizza thing is an abomination.
Zorro will not stand for it.
Z
Hot dog pizza. I bet my boys would like that. Maybe we could use pillsbury croissant dough for the pizza crust, ketchup for the tomato sauce...see where I am going? Then its just an unwrapped weiner wrap. (Don't worry, I am not going to try it out).
I have a sister that likes to use kielbasa cut up instead of meatballs in her spaghetti. I think that is pretty gross, but that's just me.
I'm trying to decide which is worse on pizza--hot dogs or pineapple.
It's a toss up.
Hot dogs and pizza? So,so wrong.
I have to vomit now.
Mac and cheese and hot dogs should also be banned!
Please pretend this is a pithy little comment. I am too tired for anything resembling pith.
But I am not too tired to say thank you for remembering your loyal fans and treating them to a brand new post.
Thank you.
That it is all.
Apparently, I'm also too tired to proofread.
This time, it really is all.
Really.
I mean it.
Nothing more to say.
Nothing.
I feel all gaggy because of the thought of the hotdog/pizza.
You know what else is disgusting. Those people that do the hotdog (Nathan's) eating competition...and they dip their dogs/buns in water to sallow...the buns must get all soggy…
*_*
Can I still vote no to hot dogs on pizza. That's just gross.
Hot Dogs on Pizza is about as disgusting as Hot Dogs mixed into Boxed Mac-n-Cheese with stewed tomatoes. Really. Someone actually gave me that when I was on bedrest with Baby #3. I think we called-in pizza that night. It had hot dogs on it. (J/K)
Oh I'm glad you didn't post any links to hotdog pizzas. My stomach is feeling a little delicate this morning. And you know I can't resist clicking on those links.
Pineapple on pizza is God's gift to man. What we do with it is ... uh.... our gift to ourselves?
I like my BALL PARK franks wrapped in a biscuit and cooked in an oven, about 375F for 10 minutes. Then sprinkled with Cheddar and dunked in Ketchup or Mustard. Never heard of putting them on pizza.
can it be worse than sardines?
oops, maybe I mean anchovies...
hey one disgusting little fish on a pizza is the same as any other ....
say ....
tell 'em to stop with the pineapple too please .. that's just sick
HAMBURGER!??!?
that's a little sick sounding too ... hamburgers belong in onion buns
About B. I guess I'm the person they put the warning signs on the ladders for. I need to be told everything! Leave nothing for interpretation...
Dare I admit we ate "snowy mountains" for dinner last night? Cooked hotgdogs (Nathans) split almost all the way through, piled high with mashed potatoes and sprinkled with cheese (the famous yellow snow) and then baked til the cheese melts. Ahh, white trash cooking. Our fresh spring green salad counterbalanced all the bad in the snowy mountains.
hot dog pizza does sound a bit gaggy. My mom used to make an abomination she called spam burgers.
We sorta liked them though. If you want, I'll send you the recipe.
mmmmmm, spam burgers mmmmm
it's more than just fried spam on a bun ... so...much...more
Just say NO to hot dog pizza. Gross. I don't know when I last bought hot dogs.
And your post is funny.
oh wow, yeah I think I"m gonna puke too! that is like mixing choclate into healthy cereals ;) which is wrong also! Seriously! YUCK!
I have no idea how to change anything on my blog so no worries here!
She talks a lot about food. I think she might have some issues... very weird.
Because everybody knows that a muffin is just a bald cupcake;)
You know, I remember a lady talking about putting hot dogs on pizza one time. She was a newly wed. Had no idea how to cook. Decided to make pizza... used biscuit mix for the crust, ketchup for the sauce, hot dogs for the meat, and parmasean with cheddar mix for the topping. MMM... MMM good!!
hotdogs cut to look like an octopus is also wrong. hot dogs with chili = very good!
Hot dogs on anything is just wrong. pizza, macaroni, buns, anything. Ewwww.
OK so I know this is cheating, but I will have no internets this weekend so...
Happy B-day!!!!!!!
May you get many big Pen!s.
There I cheated.
I knew it was your birthday.....because I cheated and looked at the Good Mail Girls list.
:( work saturday
I MUST MUST MUST wish you a happy birthday today.
My brain be smaller than me eye - I might forget!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
oh great. it's your birthday? now i feel worse that i can't join you guys for lunch tomorrow. worse. and where did my comment that i left earlier today go? about bloody arses? it was funny. and the funny me is very fleeting.
*sigh*
there are always rule breakers
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