Yes, it was a real cave. Not fake at all. Our cute little tour director looked like Natalie Portman, and could not hide the fact that she was a cheerleader. This tour was the funnest in the land. Not only did I make a man friend, I made friends with a Russian lady. We were regular comedians in that cave, I tell you. I don't know if it was the cool air in there, or what, but boy did we have a good time. They even had Cave Carrots...
and Cave Fairies with a side of Cave Bacon...
Just for me. Oh, alright. They didn't form just for me. Way to not let me feel special.
11 comments:
Cave carrots...is that like food storage for cave people? Or is that you dressed up in caveman clothes?
I'm not sure I love the inside of caves.
You are my friend you are "special" ... you are my friend... you're "special" to me...
WOOO HOOOO!!
I'm so excited about REAL caves!!
I do a victory dance and all.
No I'm sure that they formed just for you, they told me so.
REAL caves rock! And how cool that they had carrots!!
Did you break your teeth, trying to munch on a carrot? :)
You've got to be pretty darn special for impatient, ornery gals like me to be stickin' with you through this whole story. Am lovin' it, by the way.
cool dave carrots. you should've tried to sign your carroty name on one of them.
We were naughty and flustered the tour guide. Wait, why am I saying 'WE?' No, CARROT flustered the cute tour cheerleader chick. She thought we were a bunch of Neanderthal Cave Women. Guilt by association.
Carrot Jello......Professional Cave Tour Guide Heckler.
Coming to a cavern near you!
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