Awesome. I particularly enjoyed the manly apron, and that the little girl licked butter off her finger after it had been on the raw turkey. Mmmmmmm! It also really makes me want to weigh my Turkey after cooking to make sure it's not 1/3 lighter!
And all the family gathered round' ye olde toaster oven to be the first to witness the browning of the turkey......Turkey Hot Pocket, that is. And they gathered in their bounteous blessings of turkey Hot Pockets and were grateful for their frozen food blessings.
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Awesome. I particularly enjoyed the manly apron, and that the little girl licked butter off her finger after it had been on the raw turkey. Mmmmmmm!
It also really makes me want to weigh my Turkey after cooking to make sure it's not 1/3 lighter!
Haha. That was pretty great. I totally noticed the girl lick her finger after touching the raw turkey. We are totally doing this!
That must be a Butterball turkey.
Gosh Dangit, nothin's better than butter.
They'll be gathering around the toilet later. Buttery salmonella--my favorite.
And all the family gathered round' ye olde toaster oven to be the first to witness the browning of the turkey......Turkey Hot Pocket, that is.
And they gathered in their bounteous blessings of turkey Hot Pockets and were grateful for their frozen food blessings.
That must be so awkward for the turkey.
I would personally hate it to have people gathered around watching me roast to a golden brown perfection.
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