Right after I think I leave a comment, and right before it says "blah blah javascript blah", there's a word verification section that says, "As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This test is used to prevent automated robots from posting comments."
So I think to myself, "Hmmm, I wonder what robots are doing trying to post comments on blogs."
Then it dawns on me.
I bet they're lazy American robots.
They've gotta be.
The only robots I see doing something of importance, are from Japan.
"What can I get you master?" or, "Let me show you to your room." they say.
American robots?
They're guzzling oil, and scratching their tin bellies while surfing the internet.
It's embarassing.
13 comments:
Lazy American robots sound a lot like lazy American teenagers... like the ones that didn't have anything better to do than egg our house... maybe we need to send all of our robots and teenagers to Japan? They might learn something...
I'd love a house cleaning robot, or a lawn mowing robot. I thought I was pretty lazy for thinking having a robot to clean up after us would be cool, but now I realize that the height of laziness is needing a robot to comment on blogs for you. At least I do that all on my own!
Now that's a job I'm never going to let a robot take away from me! Umm...yes.
LOL Heffalump... I agree, that is the height of laziness... if there's anything lazier, I'm too lazy to think about it.
I thought the same thing from time to time.
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
YAY!!! Robotos!!!
I'm kilroy! kilroy! kilrooooooy!
All the American robots are busy practicing to try out for Robot Idol and Robot Survivor. The pretty ones end up as centerfolds in Popular Mechanics.
I am a longtime lurker, but I just HAVE to comment. Thank you for an early morning laugh. It is always good to start the morning that way, as opposed to crying. Which also happens.
Hahaha, I love this!
Wow, am I having a major Sketchy flashback... we were in a dance festival dance with all the girls in our stake. 1984. "Freakazoid." I kid you not.
I'm so glad you explained the whole robot thing...I just didn't get it before now.
That was - officially - hilarious!
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