
It'll be next Saturday at 7 p.m. at my Barnes and Noble!
So, bring your books, and I'll sign them!
Got a math book?
I'll sign it!
Got a kids book?
I'll sign it!
Fiction? Non Fiction? A cast? Movie Poster?
Bring it, I'll sign it!
I'll be sitting in the chair over by the craft section.
If it's available, that is.
If not, I'll be lingering between aisles and you'll just have to find me.
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You know how people's dreams almost never come true?
Well, that isn't me today. You have MADE MY LIFE.
Now if my stalking prowess will just reveal to me which B&N is yours...
Any book? Even my Big Bathroom Book of Stories?
I'm bringing the Twillight series. I've always wanted a signed copy of Twillight! I'll bet I can sell it on EBAY for a hefty price!
Awwwww, MAN! I'll never be able to get plane tickets to come out there in time now! Maybe I'll send you a book to sign. With a self-addressed return envelope of course.
what about stretch-marked bellies? do you sign those?
Now to decide which book to bring. . . I have a grundle or two.
Will you sign my banjo?
My penny whistle?
Wait. You have two fans in Iowa. Even though I'm not a "listed" follower, (I like a little mystery in my relationships) I think that warrants a stop on your tour. You will be going on tour, right?
We'll be waiting. Me and UCMama.
Carrot, you're too far away!!! But if I lived closer I'd bring over something cool and domestic like my Better Homes & Gardens cookbook for you to sign! ;)
I guess, like nobody, I'll have to wait for the tour.
My phone book?
I'm not going to be there Saturday!
OH NOOOOOO!
Can I just sign something myself and just say you did?
How about a grain of rice like the the Asian guys at the mall do?
Man I hope I can get a flight out. I bet the airport is going to be a mess! Are they going to have valet parking, walking makes me have contractions:) or can you deliever?
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