I have an Easter tip for you!
If you plan on getting your kids baby chicks for Easter,
make sure they have gone to the bathroom before you present them to your children.
I'm just sayin'.
WAIT!
I'm not done yet.
No.
Don't forget to kill the bunny before you frost it.
Blood is a nice effect.
It assures people.
I always hate it when a bunny cake is looking at me, all wide-eyed.
I'm all like, "Wait. Is that thing alive??"
Of course, if you go with the dead bunny, sprinkle plastic grass and jelly beans so the kids think it died eating jelly beans.
It not only makes them think that the bunny died happy, it also makes them think twice about o.d.ing on jelly beans.
I might have saved you a trip to the dentist.
You? Are welcome.
Happy Easter.
7 comments:
That is a scary looking Easter bunny. I'd be more freaked out than that little child looks.
Mmmm jelly beans. Black ones.
What's the problem? Doesn't everyone put jelly beans in their egg salad?
My two oldest got a good laugh out of these, and so did I!
Looks like Sandra Lee-type cakes. Am I right? As long as they taste good though, I don't care what they look like.
(And did you know she's from Sumner? I'm disturbed by that one.)
I LOVE Easter Candy--oh, let's be honest I LOVE ANY KIND OF CANDY ; )
Happy Easter.
Funny!
What are those chicks sitting on? I thought I had seen it all when it comes to Easter candy.
Apparently not. :)
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