If there is a good way to hyperventilate.
If I hear of a sale, or go to a "good deals" blog, I feel anxious.
I feel like everyone is going to hog everything, so I'm all like,
"FINE! Hog everything! You...hogger!"
And I don't participate, or print out the coupon, or go to the store at 4 a.m.
I refuse to compete with a bunch of people trying to grab 10 of everything on sale.
Maybe it came from being the 6th out of 7 children.
I'm very anti-competitive.
I'd much rather happen upon a sale than know in advance.
A nice, happy surprise is what I'd like to run into.
A while back, I was at Target looking in the baking aisle for cake mix, and I beheld the best sale I ever laid eyes on.
It was Betty Crocker muffin mix for .18 cents.
Oh yes, you heard right, .18 cents, marked down from .89 cents.
I bought them all because I was sure it was a mistake, or clearance, or something.
It wasn't.
They still carry them, they're just .89 cents now.
Too expensive for me.
That's like .07 a muffin.
As if!
As if I'm made out of money.
I almost said muffin.
That was funny.
I'm pretty sure I am made out of muffin though, and that is why I am going to Weight Watchers.
"Oh Carrot, you aren't going to talk about Weight Watchers every week, are you?"
Why yes, yes I am.
Just not here.
"Don't tell me you created another blog!"
Er...yes?
I've heard it said that a girl can never have too many blogs.
O.K., I've never heard that said, but it took away from some of my embarrassment didn't it?
I promise not to change the background, or anything on the new one.
Yes, that will be my stable, weight loss blog, and this?
This will be my a.d.d. one.
One where I can change the background, header, blare the music, take down posts, and just drive you crazy.
Sound good?
Good.
17 comments:
ok, so what kind of loser am I? I clicked on your button, expecting it to take me to your new site!
Can't wait to see how your successes will inspire me in other ways now, too!
And I have to agree with Calamity's blog tonight...you have been smelling scrumptious, my dear! :)
you go girl!
ADD blog, haha! That's funny!
You driving us crazy is what keeps me sane.
Haha...You're totally crazy....but in a good way!
I think I was the one who said that a girl can never have too many blogs. Blogs are like virtual real estate.
Can't wait to see the new one :)
I'va already been there, and I love it!
Before you go changing the background and sidebars again, I like this one!! Can you make my blog pretty, too?
I get anxious when I'm trying to compete with anyone for a product. I want to make muffins, but they are so not on the plan. boo.
Don"t eat the muffins.....they are evil
I love those kind of sales!
Muffins rule. Now I want one.
mmmmmm muffins.
ah! a great sale.
yay! weight watchers...
okay, back to the muffins, yum, I want one now.
I love muffin mix--because I love muffins.
Just went to the new blog. You amaze me--as always. You can talk about whatever you want--after all it's your blog.
Carrot, if you were really made out of muffin I think we've figured out what those Weight Watcher people thought was so funny.
I took a blog break. I may or may not be back soon, but I just had to say that I LOVE your background!
I lurve all your blogs. Which reminds me, I am locked out of your other 2 blogs. Are you on time out from those? CJ can never have too many blogs.
Coupons drive me crazy, your blog does not!
I just have to say, the image on this post is the best one I have ever seen.
I'm definitely going to use that in a sentence today.
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