Wednesday, January 16, 2019

First of all...

Let me just say that I don't read all of these everyday.
I think a couple of you think I'm a slug that sits around reading blogs all day.
O.k., I might be a slug, but I don't sit around reading blogs all day.
If I spend too much time reading blogs, my conscience starts yelling at me.
This is part of the reason I don't respond to comments, and why I probably am not leaving comments on your every post.
Yeah, sorry about that.
I've got things to do people.
And five kids to boot.
I'm not actually booting my kids, but...well...you know.
I'll start with me. Only because I am the one writing this. Not because I've done something special. Tonight I weigh in, and am afraid that after losing 5 pounds last week, I will not lose anything this week.
Que sera sera, I guess.
I didn't know that my brother and his wife started the same time I did.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Made you click!
They don't have a blog.
ANyhOo...
Nathan is talking about me this morning.
"Carrot, you already sent me there."
Yes, but did you leave a comment for the guy?
No, you did not.
Shame!
"Uh, Carrot? He called you popular..."
Yes, yes...let's just let him think that, shall we?
Moving on.
This gal is back for a moment, but only for a moment because her puppy just peed.
This person thinks she is the only one with a toe longer than her big toe. Little does she know, I have one too.
Speaking of that person, her sister has finally blogged.
Speaking of sisters, this woman and this woman are sisters. Creative sisters.
I'd link you to my sister, but she just links to me so she doesn't have to blog.
I joke.
I joke.
This gets harder the more I wait, because everyone is updating, and I'm trying to clean the kitchen in between sentences.
This woman is my friend in real life. I've known her for a long, long time. Glad you updated!
Somebody likes Adam Ant, and it isn't me.
This is one of the first people I met on the internet, and so is this person, but she hasn't blogged since October.
And speaking of people that haven't blogged in a while, this person hasn't, and neither has this person, or this person, or this gal, and this person just up and left!
Dude.
I'm thinking this is going to be a 4 part post.
It's 9:45 a.m., and I must stop now.
No one should be blogging that late, especially me.
Talk at you later.

6 comments:

Heffalump said...

Waaaah! I miss No Cool Story!

Jana Nielson said...

I do have 6 kids to boot, which I sometimes do.

I still get chills when Carrot mentions my blog. You are my bog-hero!

Heidi said...

you know i lurve ya! good luck with tonight's weigh-in. :)

b. said...

Did you know that "this person" lives right down the street from me? We know some of the same people in real life, but we've never met.

Unknown said...

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for some more weight loss...I am a slave to my scale so I'll cheer for anyone losing (or maintaining).

Thanks for the link. I feel kinda special :o)

Anonymous said...

You are cracking me up with these links. So I clicked on one - and it was ME! snort

Happy Superbowling!