Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Dirty Laundry

Overheard at the laundry mat...

Man on cell phone: My sister heard a rumor that my daughter overdosed there at the park. Could you tell me if this is true? :(

Man using the washing machine after me: Well here's a noodle and some corn in here. (Huge Sigh)
Darn those kids cup of noodle spills. I never think to check the towels.

Why was I at the laundry mat? To do my laundry, of course! Funny thing, when I lived in an apartment and didn't have a washer and dryer, I hated the laundry mat. Now that I have my own washer and dryer, I like the laundry mat because I can do all the laundry at once. It makes it look like I'm on top of things. I said "Makes it look."

10 comments:

carrie said...

That's the one and only thing I miss about working the night audit at the hotel I would bring all my laundry and get it done in the big machines while I was at work two birds one stone.

I'm sure I've said this joke before but were you at the do your crack while doing your laundry, Laundry mat.

Melissa said...

I haven't been to a laundry mat for a long time... and after hearing the conversations you over heard, it will probably be a long time before I do go back...

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

~giggling at Carronin~

I'm stealing this idea. Really, I am.

b. said...

me too....I usually only go to wash my big blankets. But long gone are the days when I had ALL my laundry washed and folded in one stinkin' day.

Carronin is funny.

Unknown said...

I like to go to the laundry mat and meet new friends.

aubrey said...

that is the ONE thing i love about living in an apartment. i love that i can do four loads of laundry in 2 hours. it rocks.

you are never online to chat with.

Phae-Jae said...

I plan to attend the local Laundry mat tomorrow, and warsh(my grandma says that) my big blankets. Such fun for my Saturday.

b. said...

They have AA meetings at laundry mats.

Millie said...

I have to do it the old-fashioned way because I'm cheap. Otherwise I might consider the laundromat idea. It's a cultural experience to be sure.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Don Henley once sang about Dirty Laundry.

"Give the people what they want, give them Dirty Laundry!"

I was always like, "Hey, I don't need no more stinkin dirty laundry, thank you very much, Mr. Don Henley-who-probably-has-a-maid-from-the-Hotel-California-washing-his-undies-by-hand."