Bread. With eggs. With the shell still on.
Bread. With eggs. With the shell on. Covered in icing. Bad and wrong.
The Easter Bunny served with dip in his carved out tummy. Poor bunny.
The family cat. Frosted and sprinkled with coconut. Maybe for Halloween, but Easter? Come on.
Cake. In the shape of a cut open hard boiled egg. Appetizing? I think not.
Look, if you like lemon curd, just serve it in a bowl. Don't make a yoke of it.
Get it? Yoke? I crack myself up! D'Oh! Get it? Crack? Boy, I am good.
Deviled eggs. Dyed. Pastel won't help everything. BTW, why do we serve "deviled" eggs on Easter?
Deviled eggs. Yokes dyed green. Do I really have to tell you why you shouldn't serve this?
Hardboiled eggs. In pie. I don't care if it's spinach pie. Mama bird doesn't look very happy that you didn't mix her baby up first. You just kind of threw her in all willy nilly. That's borderline evil. Maybe you should go eat some deviled eggs.
Soup served with eggs, bananas (plantains), and opaque noodles. Please serve separately. Don't let your eggs set out so the yokes harden. Um, nasty.
And finally...
Peeps. Don't try to pass them off as birds. Peeps are colored poop with eyes. Do you like poop to stare at you? Do you like eating it?
I rest my case.
26 comments:
I do, in fact, love eating colored poop with eyes....and deviled eggs!
Carrot. Please don't serve me these things when I come to visit.
This is a very informative post. Who knew people were molesting boiled eggs. That green yolk . . . there are no words.
I do in fact like poop with eyes. Please don't send me any. They are not on my veganish/vegetarian diet plan.
Prolly that hamburger I ate tonight wasn't either. The kids cooked.
I never knew Easter could be so...very.
Eew. Isn't St. Patrick's Day over with? Those eggs would have been perfect.
The only reason we eat deviled eggs this time of year is because we have so many eggs from dyeing them. We did three dozen hard boiled eggs here...so we have to get rid of them somehow!
I think I'm gonna throw up! Who would do such a thing to an innocent Easter bunny?
The egg,banana and noodle soup made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Colored poop with eyes..now that is what Easter is all about.
Now that little bread bunny is just the cutest! I want him on my table...want to tear his little bread ears off and stuff them in my mouth! Yum! Bread!
Colored poop with eyes is NOT what Easter is all about! GAG! Why would anybody eat those? Chocolate! Chocolate eggs, little miniatures of all your favorite choclate bars, dressed up in their pastel Easter best! Sweet tarts shaped like chicks and bunnies! That is the reason for an Easter basket! Load me up!
I never thought of coloring deviled eggs, I just might try that. Not the green ones, the pastel ones.
The family cat! Colored poop with eyes! OMGosh, that is hysterical!
OK, let me wipe my eyes so I can see well enough to see the previous post that I missed.
I only eat colored poops if they are stale, producing a crisp outer layer and slightly chewy, still a bit fluffy center. mmmm. stale poop.
poor bunny. that's hilarious.
I'll never look at Peeps the same again. (Or p**ps for that matter.)
Have you ever tried those colored poops with eyes in the microwave? Fun I tell you! My daughter has been wanting them for weeks now...if she only knew what they really were. :0)
And hard boiled eggs don't last long enough in our house to be made into deviled eggs. Don't try telling husband and daughter how much cholesteral is in one egg...they just don't care.
My brother in law brought bread. With eggs. With the shell still on. Dyed.
Once I got past the fact that they took the time to dye eggs to decorate bread...
Yeah, I still didn't like it.
Crissie's comment. "The family cat" was awesome.
How did you find these pics?
best.post.ever.
The cat cake?! amazing.
Colored deviled eggs?! sicknast.
Peeps? poop...you are absolutely right.
I have a problem. A big problem.
That first one looked obscene to me. I likey the peep cookies. I think it's clever. I'd to the chow mein noodle cookies for the nest.
The cat cake--ewwwww.
Peeps, I love Peeps. I guess that says a lot about me.
Suzee could have written my response! Yummmmm... lol Carrot, I don't want to know the sordid sites you went to to find those nasty 'recipes'.
I was just looking for some ideas for our Easter Dinner.
Thank you. My search is over.
Peeps are colored poop with eyes. Do you like poop to stare at you? Do you like eating it?
I rest my case.
OMG!! That is GREAT!! I peed!!
Love deviled eggs, but not green!
Ugh---scary food, one and all---and I abhor Peeps---yuck!
Word verification: Spawni
Are they on to me?
I have to agree, braided bread with eggs, still in the shell... sick and wrong!
How do people come up with this stuff?? Seriously, get a life!
BTW:
I love your current background!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, how do you get such cute ones?? Where?? Or if you tell me do you have to kill me?
oh my gosh. i am feeling my gag reflex as i progress through your pictures. blech. sicked out.
i did laugh hard at the the family cat. "Frosted and sprinkled with coconut."
then i scrolled down and gagged some more.
So my appetite for eggs has diminished...and with Easter just around the corner and all.
I thought the funniest part was the family cat, until I read THIS:
Peeps. Don't try to pass them off as birds. Peeps are colored poop with eyes. Do you like poop to stare at you? Do you like eating it?
HAHAHA! :D
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