Hawaii e-mailed me. It wants me to visit.
I kid you not.
This is it's e-mail address...
"Hawaii" Hawaii@www19.elfangle.com
(Don't e-mail them, you might get a virus. I'm just saying they like me best. Don't believe me? Well, have they e-mailed you? I rest my case.)
I'm thinking elfangle is it's last name.
It's probably like an little known U.S. history fact I bet.
The states have last names.
Just remember you heard it hear first.
I bet when the news breaks, I get more followers.
I'll be the source for breaking unknown facts.
I'll be like the pied piper of...of...my blog or something.
p.s. My daughter said her friend told her about The Birds and The Bee the other day. It made me laugh. (It's #2 on my playlist if you don't know what I'm talking about.)
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Gee, I am unpopular. I get no emails from Hawaii, or from Serbian Princes, or even about giant pens...you have all the luck!
I only get e-mails from places wanting me to know about their bargains on all the prescriptions I might need. I guess I'm just known for being sick ; (
I get emails from people asking me if I want to see their panties. Um...no. I don't even know them! Maybe its best that I don't know them 'cause if I did...AWKWARD!
You get all the luck!
Pen1s, Hawaii, Super Hair Masters...
Sheesh, Everyone Loves Carrot.
Liar! I Told you all about The Bird And The Bee!!! I even showed you, remember?!!?
Heh, they played "Love Letter to Japan" when we were shopping at Forever XXI last year with the girls and we boogied to it.....sort of.
I'll accompany you to Hawaii. I'll dress up as a zombie Don Ho so we can get a lot of free crap and followed by random Ho's who will shower us with even more free crap.
Ho's is what they call Ho groupies, right? Or maybe thats Ho Ho's?
Elastic,
Dude! Before you go all gettin' up in my grill, I said *my daughter told me her friend told her...*, not me.
I, of course, knew about them before that, due to your superior music knowledge.
Hey? "how wi ya"??
Huyck
Hyuck!
I got millions of em
Probably best I sign this anonymous!
*if you need to know my name begins with Ce.... that's all I am sayin...
And that I have long flowing beautiful hair ...
I just wanted everyone to know that we enjoyed The Bird And Bee-styled action together so that they'd be insanely jealous...is that so wrong?
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