Wednesday, January 16, 2019

I think the Scientologists think I'm joining up.
I've noticed I've got 2 "followers" when I log in to blogger.
I'm pretty sure they want me to convert, but I'm not having any of that.
In other news...
I like Jesus.
I like plates.
I do not like Jesus plates.

















Plates are for eating off of, and I'm not going to eat off a plate that has Jesus on it.
"Just make sure you don't get any lasagna on his head!"
It's wrong.
I'm just sayin'.

22 comments:

SuzanneF said...

lol. i don't know what followers are.
come to playgroup, 10am. i'm going to try to be on time.

Sketchy said...

Don't you think Jesus loves lasagna? I mean Jesus loves every one. What have you got against yummy italian food, Carrot?

By the way can I send you a fluffy pink kitty plate my mil gave me when I was marrying my husband. A welcome to the family sort of gift. And it really made me seriously rethink my decision let me tell you.

But there's no Jesus on it.

Heffalump said...

I shy away from most collector plates anyway...if only they would make them in Tupperware so my kids can't break them!

Jennifer B. said...

Wow. You have disciples. You know what that means don't you?

Yup.

Carrot Jello plates.

Millie said...

I bet He loves lasagna. What better food to have on His head? Really, what should go there instead? The salad? The bread? The antipasto? The grape juice?

If it were me, I'd want lasagna. Just sayin'.

That follower thing is funky. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. Blogger is waiting for me to make up my mind before they continue with it. Oh yeah. I'm that important...

Yet, there are no Millie plates. I sense injustice.

Melissa said...

I noticed that I have followers too... but I think it has to do with the fact that I'm running for President this fall. So, it's all good.

Klin said...

I have no followers. 'Tis a pattern in my life.

I think I will be a follower of you. I am not a scientologist. Tom Cruise is and he's crazy!

Physcokity said...

I concur...that is soooo very wrong...on sooo many levels.

Maybe those plates were invented by scientologists? ;)

It's all part of the master plan

Physcokity said...

People don't follow me because I go too slow.



They get frustrated and give up.

Heidi said...

I want to know how someone can sign up to follow if there's no "follow me" button to click!

Physcokity, i'd follow you, but i'd probably tailgate you ;)

Carrot... hmmmm... and to think I thought this was the cult of carrot jello! we don't drink the koolaid, we have jello shots!

Jean Knee said...

yes, it it. it is so very wrong to eat lasagne off Jesus' head.

so


very wrong

Anonymous said...

Carrot Jello plates. Yeah baby! I found your phone number when I cleaned out my purse today. (Yeah--I know it's been awhile.) I wanted to call you, but I thought you would think I was weird.

aubreyannie said...

yes, i am your follower. i admit it. proudly.

Chell said...

Hee hee...Aubrey is also my follower. My only one I should probably mention.

I think shes just too nice :)

Oh yes, and Im also very against the Jesus plate. Just. Wrong.

Suzanne said...

Do people actually eat off those plates??? Weird... I'm one of your non-Scientologist followers, Carrot! :)

Kristi said...

My brother-in-law the athiest bought a plate kind of like that for my mom for Christmas one year, thinking she'd like it being the religious type and all. I'm sure it's tucked away in a drawer somewhere so that she doesn't hurt his feelings if he ever asks where it is. I tried to get her to serve deviled eggs on it once.......she didn't see the humor in that. I was hoping the plate would crack.

Course, I so would have loved a plate of any kind to eat off of at Trek. Remember Calvin?

And I'm glad you're not closed anymore!

wynne said...

What about pot holders? Would you accept His image in your potholders?

Stacey said...

Deviled eggs..hee hee.

Lefty said...

I really think you could be a SNL writer.

Nancy Face said...

I pretty much don't like those plates either, which brings to mind an interesting question:

Why do I own two of them?

Answer: They are a lovely cobalt blue and white, and they are hanging high up on the walls above my kitchen cabinets as part of my very extensive collection of cobalt blue and white decorative plates. The best part...the part that makes them okay...is the statement on the back that they are for decorative use only! So they will NEVER be touched by lasagna! ;)

I have 3 followers...very strange.

Doris said...

I so agree.

Sandra said...

LOL!