Wednesday, January 16, 2019

I'm a cheater.

Yes I am.
Yes.
Yes.
Don't try to tell me I'm not.
Yes, I am.
am too.
am too.
I haven't baked a thing from scratch this season.
Nope, not a one.
"Why Carrot, what did you give people tonight on those plates you delivered? I could have sworn there were treats on there!"
First of all, I wish you'd quit watching me.
Most of the time I don't mind, but sometimes it gets creepy.
Don't you have presents to wrap?
Those were treats you saw.
But I cheated.
I was gone all day, and had to come home and clean because my daughter invited a friend to go caroling with us, so there was no time to bake.
At first I thought,
"I'll cheat and make brownies and throw in some green mint chocolate chips!"
Then I'm all like,
"Dang! No eggs!"
So we went to the store.
It took a while longer than I thought, because we decided to get dinner stuff for tommorow too.
While I was rounding the corner of the bread aisle, I ran right smack into the brownie bites!
Well, I didn't run into them, but I saw them.
Practically the same thing.
So my mind is like...












and I say to myself,
"I don't have to make brownies! I can dip the tops of brownie bites into the melted green mint chocolate chips!"
Brilliant, no?

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