Sure, that's nice of you, but who appointed you to be the teacher?
Are you like the boss of the internet?
You need to show us how it's done?
Sorry.
I just read some blog convention hype and it said something like,
"Learn...how to be awesome..."
I, of course replied and said,
"I've always wanted to know how to be awesome."
Because I have, you know.
I was just waiting for the right people to show me how.
All I have to do is hop a plane, wait in line, listen to some bloggers and BOOM!
I'm awesome.
Just like that.
I don't like to be bossed.
"Become a fan of..." or "Follow me!" really bugs me.
Why?
I do not understand.
Do people ask that in real life?
"Hey, since your sitting there, why don't you follow me?"
"I noticed you smiled at me, would you like to become a fan?"
I don't need to do that to be awesome.
I don't need to go to a blog conference to be awesome.
I can be awesome on my own.
I, uh...just have to figure out how to do it first.
Got any ideas?
15 comments:
You're already awesome and a trend setter! Why just tonight I wanted to have a party so I got in my van and cruised around the airport looking for some hors to serve appetizers to, but they wanted to go caroling first. I told them I'd be back with the pigs in a blanket at 2am! Maybe I'll have time to whip up a cheese ball.
I'm your biggest fan. I naturally want to follow your leadership, it's free and usually doesn't land me in jail.
I can't believe you're even asking. You just ARE AWESOME.
I saw the blog conference blog too... they're just trying to copy our get-togethers and fancy it up with fancy speakers. Whatever... we've been blogging this long, we probably know a little bit about what we're doing. :)
Those slippers are to awesomely die for.
You already are, you absolutely are! I found that out, the last time you jumped on a plane and came here.
Done.
You are awesome! Hey, you caught my attention and usually only sparkly things or bright colors do that. If YOU had a blog "conference" I might be inclined to leave my adorable chillins and fly there to attend, but if you had bossy speakers I'd probably be too busy.
Oh...and my mom thinks I'm awesome.
You are awesome. And I already follow you to the end of every post.
Ah, you are better than awesome! Your kind of awesome can't be taught, it just comes naturally!
When you figure out awesome, give me some lessons cuz if you aren't awesome than I ain't got a chance.
Merry Christmas.
Goodness--you must be kidding. You are a great blogger. I want to learn how to be witty, but i think it's just a gift. (Can't you share ; )
BTW, have a great week--hope you're all ready for Christmas and enjoy.
Dear Carrot Jello,
Please come present at our conference. We've advertised to all our prospective guests that they can come and learn to be awesome, but we are tired of manufactured awesomeness and want someone who is authentically awesome to come and inspire our bloggers. How can we reach your agent?
Sincerely,
Wanna B. Paidforbloggin
Public Relations Specialist
BigBlog Convention
Dear Blog Her,
I didn't know you taught people how to be awesome too! I was just going to go to the C.B.C., but now I'll have to buy two plane tickets so I can be double-y awesome!
Lucky me!
"I noticed you smiled at me, would you like to become a fan?" AHAHAHAAAAAAA!
I'm going try it. Getting people to follow me in the internets hasn't panned out so far. Maybe I could try some of those tactics IRL.
You invented awesome. Even before Gore invented the internet.
I'd follow you anywhere, Carrot. I'm already a fan, and you didn't even have to smile at me!
I'd ask your dentist.
Seriously, if people travel 5 hours just for an appointment, he must be doing something right.
But, I am a fan, and I do follow you. Ok, so maybe not literally, like a little lost puppy needing a home kind of way.
And since you asked, don't change a thing Carrot. We all love you just as you are!
I'm such a big fan, I changed my name to be the same as yours! OK, I was born with it, but now it's so much cooler and awesomer. Not Carrot, of course. You just can't share that awesomeness.
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