My 2 year old (Nicholas),holding out his fingers to show show me: These are tasty!
Me: What do they taste like?
My 2 year old: My nose! They taste like salt!
*gag*
I taught the Primary kids age 7-8 last year, and one of the boys (Carter) was appalled to see a kid in the class next to us digging at his nose. I told him that the boy was a certified booger farmer, and that he had a fresh green crop just ripe for harvesting. Carter started laughing so hard that he interrupted the entire Singing Time even though I was trying to be discreet with my booger comments. That may be why they demoted me down to Nursery this year. :(
My friend Trista used to babysit a little girl who picked her nose. One day Trista was going to give her a cookie or something but caught her picking her nose again... she told her, "OK, that's your treat."
Then there's the traumatic nose-picking story of my great grandfather getting a spoon so he could give his boogers to my grandmother when she was a nose-picking little girl. I mean, hey, she was such a big fan of them...
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yuck!!! The things kids do :P
Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails...representing!
=:P
Funny! and Yuck! lol!
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Paging Mr. Lysol...
Akkkkk! Carrrot! Mostly I just have to imagine that away...*la-la-la-that doesn't happen at my house-la-la-la*
I usually am saying..."get your finger out of your nose...what are looking for? Treasure?"
Ewwwww!
I taught the Primary kids age 7-8 last year, and one of the boys (Carter) was appalled to see a kid in the class next to us digging at his nose. I told him that the boy was a certified booger farmer, and that he had a fresh green crop just ripe for harvesting. Carter started laughing so hard that he interrupted the entire Singing Time even though I was trying to be discreet with my booger comments. That may be why they demoted me down to Nursery this year. :(
He could always use it as food storage if we ever run out. ;)
Blech - LOL!
My friend Trista used to babysit a little girl who picked her nose. One day Trista was going to give her a cookie or something but caught her picking her nose again... she told her, "OK, that's your treat."
Then there's the traumatic nose-picking story of my great grandfather getting a spoon so he could give his boogers to my grandmother when she was a nose-picking little girl. I mean, hey, she was such a big fan of them...
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