Monday, August 14, 2006

Mrs. Clean When I was in high school, I thought my mother was the last person on earth that had small appliance covers. Well, I was wrong. I came across someones blog randomly the other day, and they had a link to a "fun craft". It was instructions on how to make your own appliance covers. Okay, in my opinion, if you need appliance covers, then you need to get rid of that appliance. I mean, what are appliance covers for? Protecting them from dust. Well, I say, if your appliances are collecting dust, so much dust you need to cover them, then throw the appliance away. GASP! "BUT I NEED MY BLENDER!", you might say. I beg to differ. It only collects dust if your not using it, and if you're not using it, then why have it? It's time to clear those counters people! Space is nice! The appliance cover makers need to make covers that are useful. A floor cover would be nice. Especially a kitchen floor cover. You can be as messy as you want, and the minute the doorbell rings, you hastily pick up your floor cover, and stuff it in the mudroom. Or, how about a washer and dryer cover? No more lint dust all over! A washer and dryer are things you need, and yet they get dusty from use sometimes. How about wall covers? No, I'm not talking wall paper here. I'm talking about covers for your walls that your two year old can write upon, yet when someone comes over, you just yell, "Quick! Grab the wall paper and put it in the trash!", and VOILA! The paper is ripped from off the walls to reveal sparkling clean, handprint and crayon free walls! I'm thinking a bathtub cover would be nice as well. Make it disposable, because who wants to scrub soap scum? I'm tired of cleaning. I think it's time for more disposable covers to help me out. If you're wondering where my communist post went, lets just say someone's been pulling our leg.