Monday, May 08, 2006

This just in... Mint water tastes bad. Very bad. You're better off getting a glass of water and dropping the gum from your mouth into it. I can't shake the feeling that I must have drank a 1/2 bottle of mint extract tonight. The bottle says "Our mint comes from the Yakima Valley"...what they mean to say is "Our mint flavoring comes from the corner store in the Yakima Valley. Yakima- BAH! They grow apples, not mint, people. Don't let that kewl bottle fool you into buying, and drinking it. Call Now! What do I have to do people? Have a telethon for myself? I go to other peoples blogs, and they have like- 30 comments. I have four. Four faithful friends. These are the people that I know really love me. Love me enough, that even when I haven't written an interesting post, will leave a comment. I'm talking to you drive by readers. You think you can just take, take, take, and not leave me anything in return. I give you stories, I give you humor, I give you pictures. What do you give me? Nada. After all I've done for you, this is what I get. I will remember this people. Don't think that I can't see you on my blog, because I can. OHHH yes, I have a site meter. I can see when you visit, how long you stay, how many pages you read. If you can't leave a comment, at least send me an e-mail, or an im message people. Just let me know that your out there. Don't think you can just slip away. I'm good at guilt trips, and I will confront you about this. Yes, even the New Zealanders are gonna hear from me. I'll learn some saying in New Zealandish that makes you feel guilty about not leaving a comment on my blog. Oh, and you too Boise, Idaho. Yeah, that's right- I see you. I'll let you slide Finland, since this was your first visit, but don't think you can get away too much longer without leaving a comment.