Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Que Horror! Oh crap. What would we do without burritos? Come to think of it, what did the pioneers do when they didn't have burritos? Lets not be so hasty on this illegal situation here folks. Imagine a life without burritos. I'm not sure I even want to imagine that. It would be devastating. How would we stay regular? Aren't there any Americans that can make burritos? How about legal immigrants- can't they make burritos? Maybe McDonalds could market their breakfast burrito to stores, so if we have to have burritoes, and there are no illegals, we can still get our burrito fix. Wait- Do illegals make McDonalds burritos? Quick! Someone steal a tortilla and a burrito recipe from an illegal before they leave the country! Make sure they're not illegal Chinese people. Not sure if they make good burritos. If we have no burritos, then we're stuck eating processed cheese sandwiches. That would be sad.