Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Questions

Why are toaster strudel...









and Pop Tarts...


















considered breakfast food, and cherry pie...













is not?
What if I smashed my cherry pie, iced it and covered it in sprinkles?
Could I then consider it breakfast food?

And why are some last names (like Carson, Anderson, and Davis) considered acceptable first names, and some (like Johnson, Brown, and Smith) not?
If someone named their child "Young" or "Roberts", would you think it was odd?


Made you think, didn't I?
You are welcome, my friend.
You are welcome.
That is why I am here.
No, not really.
I'm here because I have other things I need to do, but I am procrastinating.
THAT is the real reason I'm here.
Why are you here?

25 comments:

Millie said...

I'm here for the cherry pie and the free Tibet.

Millie said...

Smith is my maiden name and I actually thought it would be cool to name a kid "Smith." But my hubby thought it was a bad idea.

Heffalump said...

I think it is a crust to filling ratio thing on the breakfast vs dessert issue.
I am here because I think you are wonderful!

Stacey said...

Ouch,don't make me think.

Oh and I make my own rules about acceptable breakfast food. If I want pie,I will have pie. If I want a tuna sandwich then bycracky I will have one!

I pretty much live on the edge. That's right,everyone can envy me and my rebellious ways.

Kristi said...

I am here for you. And I would never name a child Flood. Although we kicked around 'Flash'...

Kristi said...

Maybe if we get a pet we'll name it Flash. We did have a goldfish named Brown, come to think of it.

mindyluwho said...

Cherry pie isn't breakfast food?

Acacia said...

I'm here to get down with my bad self on your awesomely awesome music player of awesomeness.

And because I love Cherry Pie, TS, and PTs.

Nobody said...

I have often wished I had a cool maiden name I could pass off for a first name. But alas, i agree that Smith is pushing it for a first name. J liked it, but I don't.

Now Davis. That would have been a PERFECT last name.

Deena said...

If there is pie in my house, I eat it for breakfast.

My friend named her little boy Smith. It no longer seems a stretch. And I've definitely heard worse.

lizlaughs said...

I come here because you make me laugh,

and think.

ucmama said...

I went to high school with a boy names Robert Roberts. Maybe a double name is worse than a last name for a first name.

I came to visit because I wanted to. And I do what I want.

Yvonne said...

I see absolutely nothing wrong with pie for breakfast!!!

I come here because I think you are great and you always make me laugh ; )

My MIL had a cool maiden name and it's the first name of one of my grandson's--Garrett.

Brad's gaggle of girls said...

I'm here b/c you make me laugh!
I happily eat cherry pie for b-fast...

Heidi said...

ice cream, pizza, cherry pie, any kind of pie... all acceptable breakfast foods... let's not forget chocolate too :)

Suzee said...

That's it! No more peanut m&m's for breakfast. I'm having pie!

Lefty said...

I'm here because my husband left the lap top in my posession, and where I am right now, in bed, is a place I don't want to leave. So why get up, go the bathroom and get my contacts on when I can lay in bed and stalk my friends on their blogs?

Crissie said...

I told my kids to have the leftover cake for breakfast today. For reals!

I come here to get a good chuckle....and to keep myself out of the obituaries :o)

omar said...

I'm here because I smelled pie.

My son's first name could be a last name. I went to school with a Scott Scott. We thought it was a joke at first, but no. Steve, Stacy, and Scott Scott. Nobody made fun of him because his dad was the vice principal.

Carrot Jello said...

Nobody is a bully.
I made a joke.
It was funny.

NOBODY said...

Why is Omar telling people about my past sins? He hasn't even blogged since the Eisenhower Administration, that automatically revokes your "telling Nobody's business" rights.

Shawn said...

I'm here when I should be doing something else---like blocking a play....

Jana Nielson said...

ummmm...My son's first name is Smith. Really. I think it's cool.

Jana Nielson said...

ps. I'm here because you make me want to sing songs of joy to the great Carrot Jello!

Sister Pottymouth said...

What about Phil? Or Ned? Or Jack Ashby?


I'm here because I need me some Carrot Jello before I go to sleep.