Wednesday, January 16, 2019

So today, my b.f.f.b.s.d.k.i., cjane writes a post titled,
"On how we became pregnant, in three parts."
Classic overachiever.
In three parts?
Yeah, well, had I known you could actually get pregnant in three parts,
I probably would have tried.
I have only been able to get pregnant in one part thus far.
In my uterus.
I had no idea there were other places to house babies.
And she said, "we".
Like, it was more than just her that got pregger's in three parts.
Is there a group?
I have yet to find out.
I will keep you posted.

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