Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Oh great! I decided to turn on Oprah this afternoon. People getting makeovers, and such. Oprah starts talking about how fat Americans are, and "if you want to see for yourself how fat they are", she says, "just go to the mall and watch all the fat people." Great. Now I can't even shop without being paranoid that people are watching me walk around the mall. Ugh. So this French woman on her show suggests that we eat leek broth all weekend a couple times a year because it will flush out our toxins, and we should take 3 bites of our food and move onto something else. Double ugh. I need a croissant. Are French people happy doing this? I need to lose weight, but I don't think this is the way for me. Speaking of Oprah, have you ever noticed that when she gets excited about a guest or something, she starts talking like she's a circus announcer? Say like Will Smith is coming out, and she puts on her circus voice and says "Willllll SMIITHHHHHH! WillSmithWillSmithWillSmith is COMING OUUUUT here!" I wish I had a sound byte. I can't really convey it by typing it. Still trying to figure out if that's an option on my car.