Then you start singing, but have to quiet down every time someone comes on your aisle?
Pretty soon you start noticing that the same guy keeps coming on the same aisle as you, and you start to get annoyed because you'd like to keep singing, but you don't want him to think you're singing to him?
After a while you start thinking, "Gee whiz buddy, you're really cramping my style!" and you quickly go to the the opposite side of the store so you can finish singing your song in peace?
What?
No?
Uh...heh, heh...me either.
I was just wondering.
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I'm always disturbed anytime I see a guy in the dollar store in the first place. It's just wrong!
I was with you until the creepy guy. Perhaps your unmistakable charm and charisma drew him to you like the man magnet you are.
creepy guy in a dollar store? never.
Does it count if it's an old Carpenters song??
So what you are saying is that you were "feeling like a fool" because singing in the store *AND* having privacy "is breaking all the rules"?
No, but now that song is stuck in my head...
Ditto to what Heffalump said.
LOL at Trixie.
Have you been spying on me?
No.
But......
the return of the bats and vampire make me LOVE you more than words.
Not quite. I don't usually notice the guy when I'm singing at the top of my lungs (and with feeling might I add). I only realize when I hear snickers from him and I quickly shut up....and run!
Are you making me a stickless caramel apple?
hmm not quite, but I have been stalked in and around a store before. If I know the words to a song they'll generally end up coming out of my mouth, but not always audibly. ;)
I'm with Heff--now I can't get that out of my head!!!
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