You want to know whY?? I plucked out my manwhisker on the second try! Using only my pointer finger and my thumb! Usually it takes me a half hour of trying, then I give up, but not today! What a wonderful day, and it's only 10 a.m.!
In the latest hair development unfolding, it appears that elastic's neck and chin is the playground of choice for curly black hairs everywhere. They're holding their annual "Tweezers:Our Mortal Enemy" seminar right this very moment as I feel them wiggling around in defiant euphoria. One day they will be saddened to see their populace decimated by the atom bomb of hair removal......electrolysis.
You should send them in the mail them (remember to mark the package "hazardous") to EWBL, maybe she can add them to that hair sweater she's working on.
Okay you guys, if you don't remember my manwhisker post, you'll know that I never find my manwhisker when there are tweezers around. It's always in the car, or somewhere far away from tweezers. When I find one, I can't help but try to pluck it out. I get obsessed. Maybe if I save them I could make a pair of fuzzy socks. My daughters are really into those.
When I was RS Pres and I'd have to visit the sisters in the hospital, nursing home or recuperating at home I'd see all the manhairs and want to do the ultimate act of compassionate service, tweeze their chins and neck, but alas, I was too afraid. It's too bad women can't have a living will that states she will sue her healthcare facility if they refuse to tweeze her manhairs. "Crack my ribs for CPR maybe, but definatly tweeze!" Maybe we should just assume every woman would want that and if you didn't you could be on a national "no tweeze" list.
That said, remember your promise to visit your older sister in the nursing home and pluck my chin hairs.
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Note to self: Buy Carrot tweezers for her birthday. I hope Rush Momma will help me remember.
In the latest hair development unfolding, it appears that elastic's neck and chin is the playground of choice for curly black hairs everywhere. They're holding their annual "Tweezers:Our Mortal Enemy" seminar right this very moment as I feel them wiggling around in defiant euphoria. One day they will be saddened to see their populace decimated by the atom bomb of hair removal......electrolysis.
Payney took my comment! What's your beef with tweezers? Are they too 15th century for you? :)
You look great as always, but I would tone down that lipstick just a tad. It makes you look like the Joker.
I hope you are saving those hairs to make me the eyebrows you never sent me!
You should send them in the mail them (remember to mark the package "hazardous") to EWBL, maybe she can add them to that hair sweater she's working on.
I'm weaving in delicate details to the sweater with Papi's nose hairs.
Okay you guys, if you don't remember my manwhisker post, you'll know that I never find my manwhisker when there are tweezers around. It's always in the car, or somewhere far away from tweezers. When I find one, I can't help but try to pluck it out. I get obsessed. Maybe if I save them I could make a pair of fuzzy socks. My daughters are really into those.
When I was RS Pres and I'd have to visit the sisters in the hospital, nursing home or recuperating at home I'd see all the manhairs and want to do the ultimate act of compassionate service, tweeze their chins and neck, but alas, I was too afraid. It's too bad women can't have a living will that states she will sue her healthcare facility if they refuse to tweeze her manhairs. "Crack my ribs for CPR maybe, but definatly tweeze!" Maybe we should just assume every woman would want that and if you didn't you could be on a national "no tweeze" list.
That said, remember your promise to visit your older sister in the nursing home and pluck my chin hairs.
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